@pikachu “I come here all the time, everyone loves me! I know all the ‘secret menu’ items!”
*the entire staff lining up in the kitchen to spit in their food*
@sweetmercury anyone who thinks restaurants have "secret menus" are assholes who dont understand how the chef is bending over backwards to fix up their impossible order
@pikachu @sweetmercury True custome story. Drunk guy in cowboy hat walks into a pizza place. Demands pizza with lots of hot red pepper cuz he's from Tex-ass. Old Italian owner dumps entire bottle of red pepper on his order. He takes one bite, gags and runs out of place. Staff applaud wildly. The end.
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