"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

Selfie, no eye contact Show more

Removing a CW from a post just to get a reaction from people is scummy tbh. You're basically saying "your mental health is worth less than my opinion" and it's fucked up.

‪Support line: ring ring‬
‪My brain: How dare you tellular cellophone us‬

trans suicide hotline Show more

literally having a "good luck, i'm behind 7 proxies!" style incident with a customer at work and there have been no end to the Old Memes™️ being thrown around among the sysadmin team today.

“hmm” is the people’s phrase, do not let the bourgeoisie steal it from you

in the happy trans news department this morning is that NJ finally updated their laws about birth certificates and the new law went into effect… uh… ten days ago. okay, i may not make it as a news aggregator.

but you can now update your NJ birth certificate without proof of some kind of gender-related surgery, and they added a non-binary option!

https://transequality.org/documents/state/new-jersey
http://nj1015.com/transgender-birth-certificates-coming-to-nj-in-february/

HAS SCIENCE DONE A STUDY ON HOW IMPORTANT INSIDE JOKES ARE YET

if yesterday was baturday does that mean it's now bunday

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