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Toot every day 😲🗯
Think every second ☺️💭

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I’m Alex (he/him), 29yo (30 next month😱 ) living in Dundee, Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I’m precariously self employed as an interdisciplinary artist, and sometimes do websites, and sometimes program for a film festival. :verified:

I’m mostly housebound with ME/CFS and have the dreaded depression. :blobonfire:

2008年に京都に交換留学したので日本語はちょっっっと 🙇

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one thing that americans (*all* americans) like to do is assign themselves and their loved ones *callsigns*, such as "robot", "robo-man", "the cyborg" etc. if you meet an american you should ask them what their callsign is, they'd be more than delighted to tell you all about this unique cultural phenomenon!

scariest cryptid? dog that is 1.5x usual size.

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The cat stepped on my face, walked across me, and stepped on the dog's face. Some people have to pay for this kind of complete disregard.

just over a month ago i was at this fuckin bonkers gig, right in the middle of the lightshow, a transcendental experience: youtube.com/watch?v=gxV8ys_N_T

👱🏻 scuse me driver diz this bus goty fuckin, Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ naw it disny am afraid pal
👱🏻 diz it no go near tae Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ naw it goes tae fuckin, Fintry, an that awa
👱🏻 which bus dae a get fir fuckin, Ibiza?
💁🏻‍♂️ you wanny get the fuckin, Venga bus fir that yin ken
👱🏻 whaurs that go fae?
💁🏻‍♂️ you can get it fae fuckin, Douglas Street ken by the post office. you'll hear it comin since it's got a pretty distinctive soond

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*finds out someone talented is both younger than I thought AND younger than me* Hm. you REALLY hate to see it...

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@goblin this is amazing and reminds me of when me and my pals would cry laughing at Jimmy Shand vs 50 Cent, which also nobody on Mastodon dot com will care about youtu.be/MnxO9XnZq_Y

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i've just reminded myself of the donk remix of donald wheres yer troosers and i am fuckin pissing meself laughing
soundcloud.com/dairyleadonker/

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the sound of birds tweeting, children laughing and yelling… urgh horrible, i'm going to put my earplugs in

every time @snakeboy boosts my Captain Macklemore post i get one (1) gold doubloon in royalties

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The one posting my toots is... 

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thoroughly examining each post with a jeweler's loupe before faving or boosting

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Hello here is me playing a very short version of the Katamari Damacy theme on a melodica youtu.be/F0SvIy_-ovE

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