Excommunicated from the LDS Church for calling Joseph Smith a β€œmayo ass” in Sunday school

*outrageously Slavoj Ε½iΕΎek voice*

The other day I chanced to see a film that uprooted my view of America. It's winding, hypnotic banality lulled everyone, myself included, into believing, even briefly, in the validity of a baby who is also a "boss" of the expected sort.

It was days before I realized the absurd truth: that this film served to cloud the American mind with the image of a baby that is its boss so as to prevent it from seeing the reality that their boss is actually their baby.

every morning I wake up and sing the song from The Pest, but I'm the farting Count the entire time and never change to anything else

once you turn 18 you have to change your name if your name is Josh. that's a kids only name

science tells us that colby jack cheese can be separated into its component "sub-cheeses" of colby and monterey jack. these sub-cheeses by themselves are inert, but when combined into what researchers call a "cheese matrix," they form a symbiotic relationship that inspired one scientist at princeton to coin the phrase "yum" to describe the flavor.

@tjmuessig @garfiald Handing down capital sentences is without question the worst part of this job, but I'll never regret ordering that reprobate to hang.

TECHNICALLY Chucky is part of the toy story extended universe.

"It's basic game theory and behavioral economics, just applied to a marriage." said the extremely normal society

Juche (주체) - official state ideology of North Korea, described by the government as "Kim Il-sung's original, brilliant and revolutionary contribution to national and international thought." An abbreviation of Jean + Coochie

I have not, nor do I know of, any person, living or dead, who has ever set foot in a PacSun store. And God willing it will stay that way until I die.

@Absolutely_Blakely there's limited space in the world so much of it is used for useless stores no one likes

i have no birthday, and i must get boosts

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