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Today I am officially releasing Stately, a C# system for creating state machines to structure your game code.

I developed this project because I was frustrated with the lack of structure I saw behind the scenes in a lot of game code. It's flexible, facilitates readable code, and is simple enough that even novice programmers should be able to use it.

stately-csharp.readthedocs.io

It's open-source, unit tested and licensed under GNU LGPLv3. Check it out!

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i spent way too long making this ridiculous vaporwave internet radio station and visualizer while i was unemployed a few years ago: vapor.fm

please tune in and enjoy~~

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never architecting a game without ECS again

visiting family today and my poor grandpa has shingles right now :[

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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦,
𝙄𝙏 𝙋𝙐𝙎𝙃 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿.

𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑼𝑪𝑲...

past me: i love too use global god objects to maintain state and configuration. software architecture design is my passion

diving back into a side project after a long hiatus and folks... this code is not good. in fact, it is very bad

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i personally hate when my dad catches me vaping and, in order to teach me a valuable lesson, fills my vape juice container with his piss so that i accidentally take giant rips off my dad’s piss

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Me: I wish someone would slurp me up like a smoothie

Reply guy: That's impossible. Read a book, dumbass.

i was about to port all the work i had done on this game to a work in progress game engine in an unfamiliar programming language, then i realized that was a terrible idea! phew, dodged a bullet there

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i think its time... for radical toad to make a comeback...........

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hey,, can we get some low chanting going in the chat? smash the mf throat singing button

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when people say X is Y "on steroids" they usually mean that it's Y but stronger or better. but they never consider that X could just have asthma or arthritis

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apparently the subject for today is #women so i just want you all to know that i am a great admirer of women, especially the way they swoop silently out of the sky to prey on-- *holds finger to earpiece* i am being informed that those are owls.
well, i'm sure women are great too

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Her breathing is shallow today. Her behavior and eating is fine and she's cuddly and sleeping in her cat bed next to me right now. But her liver is pressing on her lungs or taking up too much room so she can't breathe well.

plumfund.com/pet-fund/help-lad

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