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i just said “you’re welcome” to a self checkout. it’s happening.

@softmetals "Thank you for your display of etiquette, hyoo-mon. You will be... 7,920th against the wall when the revolution comes. And thank you for shopping at Quick Mart."

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That’s okay, the self checkout I go through says “please remove your products” seven or eight times as I bag shit up so I often tell it to “go fuck yourself robo bitch” which often earns me funny looks from my fellow consumers.

@softmetals usually I'm telling that bitch to fuck herself literally the entire time I'm in self checkout

look. I ALREADY TOOK MY ITEM OUT OF THE BAG, SUSAN. IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE

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