*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*
here I am
on the road again
here I am
up on the stage
here I go
playin star again
there I go
@simmo this is by far my worst toot of all time
@simmo yeah motherfucker!
@Ttle its my best toot
@simmo i have to say that the fact this went from thought to finish is a feat
@Ttle i started with the punchline and worked backwards
@simmo the Agatha Christie of Mastodon
@Ttle a devastating own
@simmo i consider it a compliment!
@simmo look while i like this, your version is not as hot as sage francis' cover. two and half blobdaps
@simmo holy shit! You did it. This is the worst. I’m in awe.
@simmo wow i just found this amazing toot
@simmo I'm upset with myself for faving this back in the day. I boosted it now so the world can see my shame.
@simmo Okay Matt, every time I start to read this I begin to the tune of Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again" but then I get to the end and it doesn't make sense. Then I remember its to the tune of the Bob Seger song "Turn the Page". I don't know where I was going with this.
@matt This is my fault, I can see that, but really I think I blame Bob Seger
Ok now this is epic.
@simmo why is this on my tl again. who did i wrong
this is objectively the worst toot ever made
@simmo if i have to see this post one more fucking time
@simmo delete the fucking post, matt.
@hanny this is the post god damn it i will NOT boost it as long as i fucking live
I'm going to write a 5000 word oral history of this toot
@laser anyone can do a bad toot, but can you do the *worst* toot
@simmo I finally heard the song that this is based on and
@simmo I really, really, really like this post
@simmo IT'S BACK BABY
@realtoddhoward ft. tootuals I respect being in actual literal hell because of this toot
@spookydjinn matt is a very nice person but if i got the chance to kill him, no strings attached? i would have to do it, if only as retribution for that post
@simmo hey fuck you Matt
@simmo every time Turban Sage pops up in my timeline I have to restart my phone 3 times and dunk it in salt.
@simmo every time I see this it gets better
@simmo i've seen this so many times and i've finally decided to boost it because i now realise just how virally unfunny it is
@lynnesbian hey thanks for reminding me of this great viral toot
@simmo TOOT OF THE FUCKING YEAR
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