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ex-wife is short for extremely-wife

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@simmo @healyn @garfiald British culture is fucking a sheep, eating its brain and calling it pudding or some shit.

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americans love to talk about their states like they have actual culture

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sorry but garf is 100% right about the states not having culture

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why would i listen to a new album when i can just keep listening to our love to admire by interpol ?

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Lewd Popper Discourse Show more

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Donkey king, 64, could not be reached for comment

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Damn girl you got an ass like a cross between a horse and a pony

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*on tour with the person who predicted sikh male headwear*

here I am
on the road again
here I am
up on the stage
here I go
playin star again
there I go
turban sage

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*garage sale in reykjavik* for sale, baby shoes, never warm

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*seinfeld voice*

the Nazgûl am I right??

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is it bougie to fire your financial advisor for underperforming?

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@simmo high-yield dividends have always belonged to the working class!

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vuvuzela levels are 11% and falling

(11%) ■□□□□□□□□□

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every time jeremiah favs one of my posts he has a new display name but it always says (jer) at the end so i know it’s him. i appreciate that.

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year of the pig? too short. pig eon.

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@simmo i hate every single one of you're posts and yet i cannot help but boost

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wait... if your name is jeff... then who's flying the plane?

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
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