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@larrydavis @simmo this is where im team matt--that song fucking rules

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@larrydavis @simmo it's dumb as shit. At some point matt realized "turban sage" kind of rhymes with "turn the page" and he had to come up with a tortured joke to validate that bullshit

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Green toad sipping hot beverage jpeg 

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mastodon.social is by far the most cringe instance

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Suing cape cod for not being a literal cape made of cod nor a cod wearing a cape

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Défending Healyn from his detractors with a literal sword made of gold and leather

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Mastodon is a decentralized, federated system for telling me when @larrydavis uses a coke freestyle machine

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Song: Maneater (1982)
Artist: Hall & Oates
Category: Vore

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marathon watching all the dark knight movies with my pecks flexed the entire time

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every time a new marvel movie comes out, i go to wikipedia and read the plot. i don't give a shit. fuck with me

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it's not easy being Bryce Youngquist, but one thing's for sure. I am Bryce Youngquist

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ex-wife is short for extremely-wife

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@simmo @healyn @garfiald British culture is fucking a sheep, eating its brain and calling it pudding or some shit.

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americans love to talk about their states like they have actual culture

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Knzk.me

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