i think laurie makes some of those spelling errors on purpose

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@simmo Turban Sage sounds like it could have been one of David Bowie's alter-egos

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most would merely recognise that turban sage sounds like turn the page and leave it at that, not me

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I'm the Sanitation Commissioner of Mastodon

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really starting to gain some momentum here

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Eating gives us the energy to live, to think, and to do.

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just saw someone eat and apple from the top down and not around the sides, my day is ruined

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if you eat a smaller dinner because know youre gonna smoke weed and eat a ton of pretzel crisps before bed, you got Hot Brain

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under communism, we will all collectively own the libs

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@pbandkate it looks like a balloon animal but somehow.... racist...

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@leonthotsky @pbandkate *unfurls his massive dick with the confederate flag tied on, waving proudly*

@LoneDissenter why are you hiding the other side of your body from us? What hideous secrets are you hiding??

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You’re late to the game faggot, Mattie girl got a hard on when the faggot saw my pic. I thought he was jelly. Turns out he wants some. Now he’s desperate to see it all. Only the missus has that privilege. @steviemcfly @simmo @matt @pbandkate @mardiroos
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