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Sometimes all a toot needs is one person to believe in it

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Eugen and I have an interesting dynamic. I playfully trash talk him from time to time, and he has me muted

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i am currently appropriating witch culture, im doin it

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absolutely honoured every time a big account of over 200 followers engages with me on here

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i have the phrase 'tooting throughput' stuck in my head and i have no idea what it means, can someone help?

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deleteing my account in fury over this duck controversy.

please everyone read about why I’m leaving in my pastebin

http://paste.bin/qwejs

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furious that Winnie the Pooh still refuses to where trousers despite repeated warnings

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A little bit of Monica borat my wife
A little bit of Erica borat my wife
A little bit of Rita borat my wife
A little bit of Tina borat my wife
A little bit of Sandra borat my wife
A little bit of Mary borat my wife
A little bit of Jessica, borat my wife
A little bit of you makes me your wife
HUH!

[loud discordant trumpets]

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listen to julien baker boygenius EP or i will kill you

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it's 2019: twitter, facebook, and linkedin have collapsed. everything is the fediverse now. dril gets canceled for not using CWs

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Bob! Bob, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Seger. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

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Cops are braver than the troops

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GEORGE H.W. BUSH: it is epic as hell to be in heaven

CHAD OCHOCINCO: you're 'dead ass' right about that, my friend

EVERY OTHER US PRESIDENT AS WELL AS SATAN: LoL

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Infrastructure and more details: /about/more

Status: status.knzk.me