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People: wow we can have internet everywhere now! Internet of things! Haha let's put WiFi in my pacemaker

Engineers: oh god, why are you making me build and maintain these pieces of garbage

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They call it Gen X because it’s the 10th generation of humans

Leon the Professional is a Christmas movie because the soundtrack prominently features sleigh bells

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Someday I will be a really big human, like... fuckin 20 feet tall lmfao

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If I had some chickens I would simply not wait until they hatch before counting them

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I love jobs that make no practical sense for me. for instance, I, a human with a diagnosed auditory processing disorder, just applied for an online transcription gig.

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standing outside the jedi temple with a "separate church from state" sign

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not only am i stronger than thanos, im hornier too

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hate it when i am a samurai fighting a shapeshifting lord of darkness, and just before i strike the final blow he rips open a portal in time sending me to a future where his evil is law

Fun w/ words, gross Show more

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Not sure there's ever been a more perfect television score than Angelo Badalamenti's music for Twin Peaks.

Help me I am trapped in Gamer World
I am being forced to play Games

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I just learned that some people who work in solar energy production have a unit of measurement called a sunshine hour.

It's apparently not much used, but it seems to defined as 1 hour of sunlight when the solar irradiance exceeds 120 Watts per square metre (W/m^2).

I like this, and I might start using it just because I can.

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Me, putting on a bike helmet and loading myself into a cannon: this will solve my problems

Cannon: *fires*

Me: ok my problems are different now

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The wages of sin is not death. The wages of sin is $6.66 an hour

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