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Laughing my ass off at this guy having to sit in a dark room when there's a perfectly good lamp behind him.

That's some real shade-and-freud

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*clutches chest*
Me, on a hill: dammit, this was not the hill I wanted to die on

*city puts up memorial to me on Bad Opinion Hill*

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They should call them “nutchuks” for how often I hit my nuts with these things

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I write edgy jokes. They don’t make you laugh, but they get you real close

Hotel California 2: Dunston Checks In But He Can’t Ever Leave

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Summer’s gonna have to pry this flannel shirt off my overly warm torso

I might stay a 4G guy. I think this is fast enough for me

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in the past 3 months, ska has been endorsed by The Economist and Bill de Blasio. if ska wasn't cancelled before, it certainly is now

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i spelled out the "corner prophets" sentence with my tongue while i was eating out my wife and she queefed into my mouth

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

Mr. Ollivander: Curious... very curious...

Mr. Ollivander: I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the batteries that reside resides in your wand were given to another ... just one other.

[Holding the wand] 12 and three quarter inches... unyielding, battery powered, multi setting, hitachi. You will do great things with this Mr potter

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i dont care if it's "politically incorrect" or gets me canceled i am bringing back the epithet "scuzz bucket"

There are a lot of secret passageways. Keep looking, friends

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Throwing the youth a bone and listening to the Carly Rae person you all rave about for some reason

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I’m the guy freaking out because Dave Berman is making music again and has an album coming out soon

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a lot of people in my town get car window stickers that take up the entire back window and say stuff like "RIP Bubba 1976-2008" and even though the concept is weird I do always think "Aww man, yeah. Rest in peace Bubba" whenever I see one

15% of shake weight owners bought it unironically. They are now jacked and out for blood

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


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