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at first I was like "you can't capitalism me if I have no money" but that's when you get capitalismed the hardest

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sun tzu you idiot, I will keep my enemies far away, so they don't kill me. you total nincompoop

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today I propose to reinvent the car
*tech investors nod silently*
the first issue is capacity, a car only holds 4-5 people. I suggest chaining together many cars
*tech investors begin to smile*
the second is safety, they crash all the time! I propose a fixed route for each car chain
*tech investors are talking happily to each other in agreement*
the third is price, much too expensive for many people. I propose this system be publically owned
*tech investors scream as they head for fire escapes*

the only problem with basketball is that the officiating is always so bad

I am watching sports instead of the horrible debate thing

do not even believe that orlando is a real place

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rare pic of two cats together with neither hissing

in a contest between midday baseball and working, how could work even think it had a chance

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horrified in JoJo's when they clearly say "king crimson" but the subtitles say "emperor crimson"

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what was the post where someone said like "first of all, stalin wasn't cis"

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netflix rejected my pitch for a sitcom about a feudal peasant travelling into the future and getting an apartment with a modern-day transphobe. can't believe they didn't like serf and terf :(

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pascal siakam is the new lebron james

calling them "bald" eagles is vulture erasure

ai is a poor solution to almost every problem except "I want my computer to speak nonsense to me"

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one time an old coworker got dengue fever on holiday and i sent her a link to dengue woman blues by jimmie vaughan and she got mad and unfollowed me on Instagram

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whenever i see someone wearing a thick choker i think about that one scary story about the girl who wore a ribbon on her neck all the time at summer camp. the one whose head fell off when the other campers got suspicious and untied it in her sleep

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
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