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at first I was like "you can't capitalism me if I have no money" but that's when you get capitalismed the hardest

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sun tzu you idiot, I will keep my enemies far away, so they don't kill me. you total nincompoop

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today I propose to reinvent the car
*tech investors nod silently*
the first issue is capacity, a car only holds 4-5 people. I suggest chaining together many cars
*tech investors begin to smile*
the second is safety, they crash all the time! I propose a fixed route for each car chain
*tech investors are talking happily to each other in agreement*
the third is price, much too expensive for many people. I propose this system be publically owned
*tech investors scream as they head for fire escapes*

rey in star wars is definitely a mary sue unlike luke who was named after the writer by coincidence

I need a new instance called knzk.you can someone please make it

taking a break from writing good toots for a while. that's right, what I've been doing so far was the A material. what do you think of that

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wow pride rolls around and suddenly i find out that all of these brands are gay, just like me? this is so relatable

nba 

can politics 

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@citrustwee I ACCIDENTALLY SENT YOU KINKY INSPECTOR GADGET BECAUSE I WASNT LOOKING VERY CLOSE

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*about to have sex, taking out my dick*
me: content warning. my dick and balls
partner: show more

so I guess I need to find out what the second best instance is

most of the marvel movies range from forgettable to decent, but age of ultron has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen

steve kerr sounds like a name steph curry made up on his trip back to the past

nba 

nba, all caps 

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my favorite part of chess is force-femming the pawns

chess, where the queen is the most powerful and yet the king is still the only one who is important enough to be protected

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Please tell me that someone has shown this image at a Landscape Architecture conference because I've seen in many times at tech conferences.

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half the users on this site are like the kids in Model UN who take themselves too seriously and any vote against them is a personal attack and the other half is like those kids in model UN who go "Haha I'm the diplomat from Uranus"

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!
Status: status.knzk.me