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I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Don Corleone, do you support this ship/kink?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to get involved in your discourse.

me all the time: humans just need to spend at least 12 hours a day horizontal! scientifically

sometimes you just get a certain kind of stomach ache and need to lie on your stomach!

also sims 4 is free right now go get it!

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the timeline has strong tom bombadil energy today

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elf wife vs lager queen this sunday at the babbling brook

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being attracted to legolas doesn’t make you any less of a lesbian

im going out for soup dumplings with my friend!! will send pics l8r

oh the next work friend writer's tenure has ended

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did the bdsm test and it turns out im 100% a legend

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This is the platonic ideal of a Karen outfit, my shirt has stripes and animals, my skirt is kind of short but not Short, and I'm wearing weird shoes

Ok I’m gonna do one more job application and then maybe art? Gym eventually

Why didn’t I listen when people told me about Pose!! But also it’s now on Netflix!

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