why is someone on the sidewalk blasting the macarena so loudly that i can hear it six floors up

@pbandkate dont fucking kink shame me for trying to seduce you with my boombox.

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@Zoe oh my god please seduce me with a boombox playing the macarena

@pbandkate i would not only do this - i'd do this wearing john cusack's face and trenchcoat from that movie where he stands in a park or whatever.

@pbandkate *peeling john cusack's face off* i can also neg you about your musical tastes like that other cusack movie *low sultry voice*

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