do the elves fuck or like are they only into oral
@pbandkate elves are asexual. the spring forth from the Zeus’ skull every Christmas Eve to replace their fallen comrades.
@Kidsgobroke ......even the coochie elf????
@pbandkate the coochie elf came forth to this world when Zeus’ semen met the harsh arctic tundra. Coochie elf is punished for existing to constantly be eaten by coochie, and brought back each day. Never to reciprocate in the eating of the coochie
@Kidsgobroke this is so good
@pbandkate which mythology are we dealing in, in most of them the answer is "basically constantly"
@bryceyoungquist im talking about santa’s elves specifically
@pbandkate hm. given average sweatshop survival rates I'd say still yes
@pbandkate elf eggs lying all over the place, fifteen minutes from hatching to assembly line position
@bryceyoungquist EGGS ELVES ARE NOT MAMMALS bryce you just blew this whole thing open
@pbandkate they might be monotremes it's difficult to say
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