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vladimir: well? shall we log off?
estragon: yes, let’s log off

they do not log off.

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all of my friends here are influencers; they influence me to be a better person

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how i feel when someone who doesn't follow me tries to comment on my lewd pics

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*googles "fetishes"*: well would ya take a look at that! terrific

becoming small and living in the fur of my cat’s belly

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buying Lynne a plane ticket so she can come put my bott's brain into a Roomba and I can finally have a brother

god using drug store boxed hair dye is so deeply nostalgic and comforting to me i genuinely love it so much

time to dye this fuckin hair let’s ride mother fuckers

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lewd, my tits, yes it’s too early, no i don’t care Show more

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i sing to my cat like literally all the time and i was just singing about her being a screamin beb and she meowed on beat we’re going on tour in two weeks the album drops tomorrow night truly thank you all for your support I’ll remember to thank you at the grammys

how come cishet guys’ only two modes when hearing a problem are

“here are 72 different ways that i, a brain genious, would solve this problem, none of which you asked for but which i will explain in excruciating detail and get annoyed when you don’t implement”
or
“damn that sucks”

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@Red

don’t forget:

“you can literally just say "x is actually y," where x and y are random words, and someone will agree with you”

-@pbandkate

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@pbandkate hm this maybe should have had a body horror cw

we heard you liked knees so we added knees to your knees

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went on facebook for the first time in awhile and this is the first thing i see

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for those wondering how to establish trade relations with crows:

- feed crows food A regularly
- when crows decide to bring you gifts, feed them food B
- when crows bring you different categories of gifts, feed them a food-per-category, ex: food C for jewelry, food D for paper money, etc
- crows will recognize these exchange patterns and opt to bring you things in order to acquire desired treats

good luck! 🐦

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Status: status.knzk.me