can I offer you a mole in this trying time?
mole: *pops out of the ground*
me: i was talking but go off i guess...
Omg they are so soft and squishy! RIP to my dude Mr. M, a real one 😞
@afroSwampMonster damn, pouring one out for mr. m
@muppetbutler PUT THAT MOLE DOWN THEY GOTTA GO TO WORK
@muppetbutler as a snack? no thank you^^
@muppetbutler *walks into a dermatologist's office* could i get this mole removed
@Robby @muppetbutler Three moles are in a hole and one goes up, takes a big sniff and says, "mmm, smell all that good sorghum." The second mole squeeze up next to the first and says, "yep, sweet sweet sorghum." The third mole tries to squeeze up between the two and says, "All I can smell is mol-asses."
@muppetbutler Thank you, here, it's not a true mole, but have a golden mole.
@muppetbutler I love that it's gesticulating like "can you believe this shit?"
I ate mole mole in Mexico once...
@muppetbutler I’ve never seen a real mole before, I didn’t know they were that cute
@Kidsgobroke what does a fake mole look like
@muppetbutler ty 💖
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