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can I offer you a mole in this trying time?

I love the idea of just minding your business and then a mole just pops up out of the ground lmao wild

@muppetbutler
me: h-
mole: *pops out of the ground*
me: i was talking but go off i guess...

@muppetbutler

Omg they are so soft and squishy! RIP to my dude Mr. M, a real one 😞

@muppetbutler *walks into a dermatologist's office* could i get this mole removed

@Robby @muppetbutler Three moles are in a hole and one goes up, takes a big sniff and says, "mmm, smell all that good sorghum." The second mole squeeze up next to the first and says, "yep, sweet sweet sorghum." The third mole tries to squeeze up between the two and says, "All I can smell is mol-asses."

@muppetbutler Thank you, here, it's not a true mole, but have a golden mole.

@muppetbutler I love that it's gesticulating like "can you believe this shit?"

@muppetbutler I’ve never seen a real mole before, I didn’t know they were that cute

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