Happy Birthday to me, my ass and hips are now fat and wide enough that I'm up two sizes since this time last year.

“Jolene” is about false scarcity among femmes

Me trying to be hip with the masto jokes like

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

It’s great AssShitters have Mastodon after the shit show of Twitter. As a NonShitter it makes me happy to support and be an ally. I left Twitter because of their active supporting of hate toward you. That shit is unconscionable.

Which makes it doubly sad and pathetic to see some of you escaping abuse elsewhere responding by abusing NonShitter people on here. If you post snarky and abusive shit like that, how are you any better than the toxic assholes you left behind on Twitter?

good morning, Mastodon. today is the 500th day since i stopped drinking. or it will be once the dog and i actually get out of bed and start the day... soon.

tell me a thing you are proud of accomplishing or excited to try. this is a self-tooting toot zone. i will read it to my dog, and we will be hype for you.

@freedombox After the dot com era of 1997-2001 a consensus emerged that "nobody will pay for web services". It was out of this consensus that the web 2.0 systems like Facebook, Twitter and Gmail were born.

Web 2.0 introduced a critical "moral hazard" in which the user of the web service was no longer the customer. They were merely bait for the real customers who were advertisers. This separation is the source of many of the problems of the current internet.

By making web services something which individuals or communities can run we can bring the interests back into line again and make advertising something not needed or which is peripheral rather than being the main concern.

I had a Beyond Meat Burger. It was awesome.

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