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Excommunicated from the LDS Church for calling Joseph Smith a “mayo ass” in Sunday school

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Grandma hasn't been quite the same since she fell down the stairs in the summer of '98. It didn't help that Cousin Ricky took that opportunity to perform a flying elbow drop on her, either,

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Today's thrift store find: what I can only assume is a one of a kind pro-patent Bart Simpson.

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Shout out to the dude who slid into my DMs on Reddit to hit on me by saying he didn't like The Last Jedi and "its themes of women's empowerment"

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from the existence of mini golf we can infer that there must also exist mega golf

Typing out and deleting "Adult Chester McBadbat could get it" for the 30th time today as part of the creative process

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once you turn 18 you have to change your name if your name is Josh. that's a kids only name

I live in this chicken coop now. We can either live together in peace or you can go lay eggs somewhere else you little feathery BITCH

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My mom just found out about the catacombs I've been using as my secret hideout and she's so pissed, you guys. She found all the chambers filled with bones she thought I had gotten rid of and she says we're gonna talk about this when dad gets home. Probably gonna get my phone taken away for a while

I love golf. Any kind of golf. Mini golf, Big golf. Not big golf actually. Just small golf. I like the kind with windmills

i hate to do it to you, mr. piggy, but it's an emergency. -breaks open piggybank- now im off to the store to buy more piggybanks

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One day Mike Huckabee's son is gonna let his guard down and a dog's gonna murder him

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THIS RANDOM JAPANESE CHATBOT AGREES

Don't say "I want to be" or "I wish I could be". NO! I WILL BE assassinated by the CIA!

Quoth the raven, "hi pissant, you sure are poppin off little queef"

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
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