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by following me you're contractually obligated to like me and endorse my opinions

Next survival post should be:

I've been injured badly. Waaaaa...

— Datan Ishlumdodók, Jeweler

getting a new phone tomorrow. looking forward to instantly losing the charger

BREAKING: Eugen announces that mastodon 2.9 will support adobe flash player #mastodev

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fitbit, I think my goal distance might not be doable

okay i've decided that i'm turning off all of the free ebooks bots (that i host) in 72 hours. for the 5.5% of you who pay for yours, nothing will change, except they might reply a bit faster.

so what are your options? well:
- you can do nothing, and have them disappear. i'll be able to restore them if you decide to pay later.
- you can host it yourself. i'll give you the login credentials and the necessary files.
- you can find someone else to host if for you, either for less money or for free. i'm sure someone else is willing to do this for you.

here's a link to the tutorial on hosting the bot yourself: cloud.lynnesbian.space/s/jozbR

@dublinux @scribblefrog me, brain genius: i hate that I am surrounded by shit, please stop covering me in shit *deliberately rolls around in it* stop doing this to me at once

to better relate to today's youth, I now identify as a zoomer

I want a girl with a

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
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