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Next survival post should be:

I've been injured badly. Waaaaa...

— Datan Ishlumdodók, Jeweler

getting a new phone tomorrow. looking forward to instantly losing the charger

BREAKING: Eugen announces that mastodon 2.9 will support adobe flash player #mastodev

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fitbit, I think my goal distance might not be doable

okay i've decided that i'm turning off all of the free ebooks bots (that i host) in 72 hours. for the 5.5% of you who pay for yours, nothing will change, except they might reply a bit faster.

so what are your options? well:
- you can do nothing, and have them disappear. i'll be able to restore them if you decide to pay later.
- you can host it yourself. i'll give you the login credentials and the necessary files.
- you can find someone else to host if for you, either for less money or for free. i'm sure someone else is willing to do this for you.

here's a link to the tutorial on hosting the bot yourself:

@dublinux @scribblefrog me, brain genius: i hate that I am surrounded by shit, please stop covering me in shit *deliberately rolls around in it* stop doing this to me at once

to better relate to today's youth, I now identify as a zoomer

I want a girl with a

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