Pinned toot

(reminder that i do tarot readings for venmo $)

past present future = 3$
seasons spread = 5$
celtic cross = 8$

dm for venmo/readings!!

Pinned toot

listen to crackdown right fuckin now!! or as soon as you are physically able to!!!!

Pinned toot

you can save yourself but it's really fucking hard

Pinned toot

"hehe...;time for a little anarchy" i mumble to myself before stepping out of my car and falling on my face

Pinned toot

alc Show more

kew boosted

I started writing and recording an album in late 2016 that I just finished a couple days ago.

Songs about horror movies, nuclear anxiety, break-ups, hopelessness, vampirism, watching wrestling, suicidal ideation, low-wage work, Lon Chaney Jr., unhealthy fantasy lives and compartmentalizing. Real summertime jam material.

I am not proud of much of my creative work but I am proud of this. I hope you like it.

patrickripoll.bandcamp.com/alb

kew boosted

dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

kew boosted

"look we're here trying to gently nudge her further and further left

kew boosted

*sexy vegetarian voice* "looks like MY ass is grass.."

kew boosted

hi i would like to share about the "Night Witches" an all female soviet squadron of ww2 stealth bombers. they flew hand me down aircraft n were always underestimated. but would just fly low at night, turn off their godddamn engines midair and bomb the shit out of nazi forces! o yeah then fuxkin would like use their mapping pens as eyeliner during downtime. they earned their name from the rickety canvas wings making an ominous whooshing 'witches broom' sound before they released their bombs.

kew boosted

I paid thousands of dollars to host my own TedX talk just so I could get up on stage and tell everyone about the sexual experience I had with Bigfoot, and I'd do it again

kew boosted
kew boosted

Uspol, AOC, Coal Miners, Hilarious Show more

kew boosted

dragon age Show more

kew boosted
kew boosted

re: Some thoughts on Utopia Show more

kew boosted
kew boosted
kew boosted

Subtoot threads more like “subtlety insinuate that you want to bone your friends”

kew boosted
kew boosted

selfie ec, i have a sunhat, boosting is mandatory Show more

kew boosted
kew boosted

if i wanted to get hit, i would simply talk shit

Show more
Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Status: status.knzk.me