kew, angel @kew@knzk.me

This is from yesterday but i got too stressed from the wave of new people and didn't want to post it. i listened to Mt Zoomer and now i'm ready to get back on schedule for the #dirtTour

Thinking bout putting together a #FF post but I'd just end up tagging everyone I follow ever

Ok arbitrary picks go

@selontheweb - serene, sagely poster
@lynnesbian - the master botsmith bune
@Aleums - a positively swell fellow
@kew - cool and rad
@hanny - hanny
@dreamsofcheese - drinkos cheese

I had to wrestle long and hard with the fact that I very look Like A Man and there's not much that'll change that and I'm not gonna allow anyone else in that situation to feel invalidated because of it!!!!!

Look all I'm sayin is all your posts about enbies better also extend to AMAB enbies who still present at least semi-masculine and not just smol AFAB enbies with short hair and quirky clothes

Smash your wasteful and decadent machines. You can literally help make the world a better place by getting rid of Keurigs. Talk to your boss about how they're bullshit, wasteful, and expensive.

You folks want praxis and direct action? Shoot a Keurig.

It's literally the least you can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1dkKAFzDNQ

Where is your hot dad now??

(selfie, eye contact, boosts okay)

my tortoise in dnd is called “the red terror” and has bitten 5 noblemen

[heads up: this shitpost uses the mastodon notification sound]

i dont do memes i do tears

sitting in the library, i can hear the faintest, most distant sound of the wii shop channel music. just quiet enough to wonder if it's coming from inside my own head

Me, browsing Mastodon on my phone: Well, I'm all caught up on the timeline, I'd better do something else a while. *closes Mastalab* *opens Mastalab* Oops. *closes Mastalab* *opens Mastalab* Dadgummit! *closes Mastalab* *opens Facebook* ... ... ... *sighs* *closes Facebook* *opens Mastalab*

impersonal assistant

Yes. I am the one who hits the computer