kew @kew@knzk.me

I started writing and recording an album in late 2016 that I just finished a couple days ago.

Songs about horror movies, nuclear anxiety, break-ups, hopelessness, vampirism, watching wrestling, suicidal ideation, low-wage work, Lon Chaney Jr., unhealthy fantasy lives and compartmentalizing. Real summertime jam material.

I am not proud of much of my creative work but I am proud of this. I hope you like it.

https://patrickripoll.bandcamp.com/album/now-more-than-ever

dude i don't give a flying fuck. i don't give a running shit. i don't give a rolling piss

"look we're here trying to gently nudge her further and further left

*sexy vegetarian voice* "looks like MY ass is grass.."

hi i would like to share about the "Night Witches" an all female soviet squadron of ww2 stealth bombers. they flew hand me down aircraft n were always underestimated. but would just fly low at night, turn off their godddamn engines midair and bomb the shit out of nazi forces! o yeah then fuxkin would like use their mapping pens as eyeliner during downtime. they earned their name from the rickety canvas wings making an ominous whooshing 'witches broom' sound before they released their bombs.

I paid thousands of dollars to host my own TedX talk just so I could get up on stage and tell everyone about the sexual experience I had with Bigfoot, and I'd do it again

the spectrum of light is gay

KY-R representative Andy Barr invited Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to speak to coal miners in his district about her Green New Deal, in an attempt to score easy political points.

AOC accepted immediately and began talking about how her plan includes pensions for coal miners in order to facilitate a "just transition."

Barr panicked and rescinded the offer, to which AOC said "we don't need his permission to visit his district and have a town hall."

bioware games have shown me that my type is criminal nerds, bonus points if theyre terrorists

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she's playing minecraft

@SunSaint "good things are impossible and we shouldnt even try"

i love all my buddies so much...

aaand heres more luther :3

Subtoot threads more like “subtlety insinuate that you want to bone your friends”

moodboard for how i feel abt all of you

it's spring here now and i got a sunhat at ikea!!!!!!!

Bout to get some sushi and kombucha with my #kombitches

if i wanted to get hit, i would simply talk shit