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My cat just sniffed my eye intensely for a good thirty seconds and I'm terrified he knows something I don't.

yelling at my cat for not complimenting my most recent hair cut

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broke: seinfeld current day

woke: ancient roman seinfeld

i miss a lot of ppl who don’t post here anymore but i’m sure they’ll come back after they live enough experiences to shitpost about 😌

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mija judging me for being an idiot online (cw: eye contact sortaaa?)

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after that, i go straight to business so that they think jesus is stupid

why is future kelsey always an ashamed dumbass

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STRAIGHT GUY SECRETS: we love Nintendo 64

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JPEGMAFIA joins mastodon and makes an album about it called Show more

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decided to post to the federated timeline again so i can publicly announce my distaste for capitalism. nothing could go wrong

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someone i work with signed an email "Thank you and High Five!" and now i'm pretty sure they're my nemesis

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Status: status.knzk.me