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politically female but fiscally enby

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one of my favorite quirks of english grammar is the etymology of the phrase "a whole 'nother"

the word it comes from is, of course, "another", which itself is just the phrase "an other" made into a word

but while saying "a whole other" is technically correct, "a whole 'nother" *feels* more right because "another", as a word, doesn't feel like a contraction of the phrase "an other" anymore

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why do i have a tab open that’s just a google search for “croatian dog names” ??

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the first wasp of the season! everyone, it's wasp season! begin the wasp season festivities

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getting kicked off the set of Meet the Press for telling Chuck Todd, "look, Heathcliff eats trash fish in a junkyard, while Garfield lives a nice life eating lasagna in a beautiful home. Heathcliff is the voice of the people!"

We will not be silenced

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I'm cool already but I realized in order to be even cooler I need a new name. A one-of-a-kind name that's just a sound. I'm Gurf now

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I remember Bofa, I remember Bofa, I remember Dot Social

i can’t breathe out of my nose so i’m donating it

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cyber-sex *pwsshshhh* thats the future babey

i don’t know that i’ll ever find more amusement in anything else i care to share

i know it’s probably good and healthy that i’m less invested in this place but i think i also miss having more time to spend here

you’re rly pretty and sweet. i love that your name rhymes with melsey

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@byttyrs bonus keeble drawing stash Pokemon content: apparently a boy turning into a pikachu (drew this when I was 6)

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