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hello new followers, please remember that i am not responsible for the loss of your braincells after reading my toots.

you did this to yourself

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your skin is basically 3D printing hair

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hunger, poverty, money, military Show more

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haircuts that make u question your gender

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so my water company just ate £126.08 of my money when i get paid £200 to live off each month

i cant afford food, electric, internet, and tax this month and this means i have to decide if i wanna starve, have no power, or got to jail!

it'd help a lot if anyone can spare some money or buy me sth off my food wishlist thank u. picture of star included as thanks also.

paypal.me/neohalcyon

amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1C

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if you think AI is gonna revolutionize the world, and you also think the world is more complex than a video game, i have very bad news for you about how well AI can play video games using vision alone

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Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople

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Broke: boob physics

Woke: buttcheek physics

Bespoke: nutsack physics

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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning cock and ball torture.

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People are asking why XR feel the need to break the law, and inconvenience people, in their bid to get the Climate Emergency message across.

The answer is that that’s what it takes to get MSM coverage. The current protests in London were barely mentioned on the BBC News website until the arrests started. Day 4 of the protests, and only now are the lead story in the Science and Environment section.

body goals, tattoos, muscles Show more

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my headphones are vibrating from the sound of Kalinka Club Mix [Bass Boosted] being blasted at a worrying volume

sometimes it takes me literal years to check what a slang term or an acronym means

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the easter bunny is jesus's fursona

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Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiinka

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Status: status.knzk.me