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They made February the shortest month because no matter what, it seems like its six fucking months long.

Wrap it up February, come on.

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when are the men going back to mars

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so u got picked up by the Cash Cab?
Step 1: forget ur destination suddenly u have to go all the way across the city

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if he really loves u he’ll show u his recently deleted photos

u can’t trust men but u know what will never let u down? cheesecake

do u guys remember Lights? or did she exist in a bubble in canada?

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berries don’t have mom or dad berries but they do have cranberries

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that's me on a scooter
that's me on a push. bike.
reducing my emissions

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ive done good toots before i can prove it

you get liquid beef from water buffalo

you’ve had ground beef, now prepare your taste buds for new sky beef

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i want some of those giant metal scissors you use outside

if God wanted me to stay hydrated he would have made water taste as good as coffee or wine

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


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