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please i dont understand how this works and i absolutely REFUSE to read the manual

gnight kings, remember to dust off the ol congas every once in a while.

Hell yeah I'm into ASMR

My own cum to

Hey yall check out the pilot for my new video vlog. Sound off in the comments and be sure to smash that boost and fav

me, having more music than i could ever hope to listen to at fingertips,, always wishing i had more time to explore every artist's full discography:

i think issa time for me to listen to american football on loop for the 51st night in a row (:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "wow this is delicious and affordable" and I'm like "thank you for supporting my small independent business"

@LuigiEsq alright spread the news: sweater thread coming Saturday, September 29th. Get ready for the Mastodon event of a lifetime.

cant wait for it to be chilly enough to wear my jumpers and appear to have a personality again!!!!!

all the members of the mastodon deep state stand behind you as you collectively attempt to craft the perfect post

"more cum!" says @Pepsi

"more slime!" says @nuttgodd

"there both the same," @realtoddhoward interjects

distantly, you can hear a small voice and the voice says "it's my birthday"

Queer Eye but it's the mastodon deep state teaching you how to do a fucking decent post for once in your life.

you either die a chicken, or live long enough to become a dead chicken

mood: going in the youtube comments of beatles and led zeppelin songs and posting 'i don't listen to manufactured garbage, i only listen to REAL artists like young thug and charli xcx'

playing the board game cluedo by myself and i cannot solve the mystery

@harry you say i am nerd

> and yet you are the one who go to school

> πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

It's time for one of my all time favorite memes again

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