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please i dont understand how this works and i absolutely REFUSE to read the manual

eat ur own shorts u dirty little rat

there was an extremely cool nine year old girl skate boarding near zoe’s and when she passed us she gave us finger guns and i nearly fucking lost it

LIFE'S A BITCH THEN YOU DIE
THAT'S WHY WE SUCK TOES
CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GO

me: have I told you about my theory that heaven is exclusively populated by great apes because they were also made in god's image but were not born with original sin?

a cop: we meant a statement about all the crimes you committed

ask your doctor if two other, smaller doctors sharing a coat are right for you

ok night crew hows everybody bappin on this f i n e d a y

folks we upto 40!! on the brightside, however, we tweeted the rail company and they had to reply using our poopoolaughs handle

love the last train of the night being delayed over 30 mins and still no platform given,, this is really good,, love london, the big apple

Who decided to call it "hair conditioner" and not "shampee"

please. my friend is taunting me over my ignorance as to what "crankle" is. i need to know. i need his tormenting to end.

would anyone like some crumbel?? :-------> )

frog walks into bar. hippity hop; "i cannot stop". nobody escapes

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Status: status.knzk.me