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good: seeing a post about "planetary annihilation." finally! about time!

bad: realising it's gamer stuff. not real. planet still intact.

I have ikead

i love in jurassic park when sam neil sees the dinosaurs for the first time and nuts in his pants

My dog looks like Ludo from Labyrinth and it's part of why i love him so much

By order of Scott Morrison (Prime Minister of Australia) and the power vested in him by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, in compliance with the federal law of the Commonwealth of Australia, I hereby declare that all posts found to be criticising "fairy bread" are now strictly illegal, and a finable offence, of up to AU$200,000 ($1.79 USD).

Yo 80’s Satanic Panic PSAs make it sound like the hottest shit🔥💦

Scooby-Doo! and the Legend of the Bepis (2003)

this is what would happen if i asked someone to call me a bune in real life

hi im marie kondo and with my 3 step program you will SUCCESSFULLY burn down your house

Carly Rae Jepsen's "Party for One" but it's a Weird Al cover "Cooking for One". The video is just people happily cooking scrumptious meals for themselves.

Thank you for your consideration

i just found something horrible while trying to look for emojis

snake milk milkshake

i think "don't be a stranger" is my favorite phrase.

no, i have nothing to add to the dildonic discourse, sorry

*Death Cab for Cutie Voice*
If Kenan and Kel decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the "GO"s on the their "All That" signs
If there's no one beside you
When that reboot starts
Then I will record it for you on my DVR

everything i post here is fucking hilarious joke goes to

for any new mufos, you should know that i am extremely random XD rawr. thank you for your time.

god, christ and the holy spirit: or, the divine polycule

tag urself as the bad dragon dildo u are
i’m kelvin

them: (something i don’t care about)
me: i don’t care, but like the polite version or whatever