Phat Ass White Grandpa @grandpawg@knzk.me

I'm afraid of the duolingo owl

Would like to extend my sincerest "is this guy bothering you" to everyone on this website.

why mastodon is the best site

facebook: you will be deleted for saying "im gay"

tumblr: horny is now illegal

twitter: hornt on main is bad, have a hornt alt

mastodon: hornt on main is valid self expression and is supported, but not at the expense of those who are not hornt and therefore we have content warnings as a default feature.

Might fuck around and disappear, never to be found again.

FELLAS: is it gay to scrub? Because you're rubbeing hard 🤔☕️😳

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@grandpawg Dr Agula

@grandpawg

me, mid-way through a rant: "... ah, yeah, that anarchist streak is real."

friend: "you seriously just noticed that?"

me: "an online quiz tried to tell me but those aren't the kind of things you trust with your political leanings."

Two girls were walking past my room and chatting and I overheard one say this:

“I went to the party. I ate some chocolate and fucked a guy.”

That’s all of their chat I heard.

dr phil and his wife blocked me on instagram like 3 years ago and i'm still not over it

gary came home drunk real late last night, starting to think about the inner life of that snail

metaphorically kissing ass

literally kissing ass

Yknow now That you mention it, the character would lend him self well to the format. I think this could be big