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the girls all say I’m pretty shy for a reply guy, and they doubt that I actually am a reply guy since I don’t reply very often because of my aforementioned shyness
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remember that movie where arnold schwarzenegger was the first man to get pregnant? anyway that’s what I want to do I want to impregnate arnold schwarzenegger
f scott fitzgerald retire bitch
just got asked for money in exchange for goods and services
people keep telling my I should stop wasting so much time on my phone, that I should study or I will fail my exam next week. well I’m about to prove them all wrong...
Empirical subjectivity is constituted in the mind under the influence of the principles affecting it; the mind therefore does not have the characteristics of a preexisting subject.
me: that’s a mirror
Morrissey please hurry up and die already so I can listen to your music on spotify without feeling bad that some bigoted asshole is profiting from it. do it for the fans of the music you were involved in but who also hate you!
Morrissey please hurry up and die already so I can listen to your music on spotify without feeling bad that some bigoted asshole is profiting from it. do it for the fans of the music you were involved in but who also hate you!
the velvet underground: who loves the sun who cares that it makes trees grow who cares what it does
solarpunks: FUCK U
setting my tv on fire because I love schlager music so much NO DISRESPECT
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I just got out of bed in the middle of the night because it suddenly occurred to me to make this
I wish the earth was flat so I can do a backflip off the edge, then flip off the haters mid-flip (puns intended babby) and doing this while wearing fucking coolguy dark sunglasses that stay on my head the whole time because gravity still is not real
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if u ask me he should share the hedges
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gravity isn't real it just looks like things fall because the Flat Earth is continually accelerating upward
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cyrene 
how do you drink your piss?
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more like united SNAKES of america
just saw a dril tweet from 2009 where he used the n word
Flowers is a really good show. very funny
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🎥 ⭐ 🔥 like 1,000 years from now when Neo-Hollywood makes a period piece movie about this era in time, Hulk Hogan and Donald Trump and Halogen Klormp will be melded into one composite character for storytelling convenience.
(Halogen Klormp won't even be born for another hundred years from now, but you'll see the very obvious similarities he shares with the other two.)
wouldn’t it be funny if instead of “tooting” we called it “BAPPIN” because it’s such a funny, fun, random word!
your honour, counsel, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, someone had to suck that dick!
now @grandpawg_alt
Joined Aug 2018
