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to those who accuse me of attention-seeking behaviour: you are absolutely right, I’m guilty as charged

Conner O’Malley’s new video “Jay Walking 2k19” is very awesome and funny imo. The homage to David Lynch is simply *chef’s kiss*

link: youtu.be/qHB0vblDfv4

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good: seeing a post about "planetary annihilation." finally! about time!

bad: realising it's gamer stuff. not real. planet still intact.

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i love in jurassic park when sam neil sees the dinosaurs for the first time and nuts in his pants

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By order of Scott Morrison (Prime Minister of Australia) and the power vested in him by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, in compliance with the federal law of the Commonwealth of Australia, I hereby declare that all posts found to be criticising "fairy bread" are now strictly illegal, and a finable offence, of up to AU$200,000 ($1.79 USD).

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Yo 80’s Satanic Panic PSAs make it sound like the hottest shit🔥💦

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this is what would happen if i asked someone to call me a bune in real life

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hi im marie kondo and with my 3 step program you will SUCCESSFULLY burn down your house

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Carly Rae Jepsen's "Party for One" but it's a Weird Al cover "Cooking for One". The video is just people happily cooking scrumptious meals for themselves.

Thank you for your consideration

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i just found something horrible while trying to look for emojis

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i think "don't be a stranger" is my favorite phrase.

no, i have nothing to add to the dildonic discourse, sorry

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*Death Cab for Cutie Voice*
If Kenan and Kel decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the "GO"s on the their "All That" signs
If there's no one beside you
When that reboot starts
Then I will record it for you on my DVR

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everything i post here is fucking hilarious joke goes to

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for any new mufos, you should know that i am extremely random XD rawr. thank you for your time.

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nsfw dildo shitpost Show more

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them: (something i don’t care about)
me: i don’t care, but like the polite version or whatever

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


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