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I'm doing the numbered list of questions rather than the subtoot thing because I can't say "you are absurdly hot and smart and I find you terrifying and I don't know why you're my friend" over and over

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the verizon guy is all "im the cell dude"

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ever just sit back and think, "wow, it's already September in Australia"? Boggles the mind

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hey is anyone here from / around LA????? im going to santa monica in september... i wanna meet up with some people

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there is NOTHING worse than not recognizing your designated subtoot

can't believe eve just subtooted me by saying "beans"

(okay putting grantbot to sleep now for real)

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scientists predict that by july i will shout “karate! karate!” as the commentary for any of the past. we can-

(at which point i'll set up autoposting and replies and all that jazz)

okay i'm going to put grantbot to sleep for a little while until i can get him back up and running on my home machine

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the lt. barclay is stored in the later material, but in a tailcoat and they think the horse's song is stuck in my glass and consequently spilled pamplemousse lacroix all down the front butts

15 toots in and my bot has already mentioned brendan fraser twice

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@​spookyfanny@​witches.live Brendan Fraser is a thing, and vice versa

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@​Absolutely_Blakely@​knzk.me @​ADUB@​knzk.me gonna delete this and I'll say it again: Al Roker's quiche recipe is bullshit

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@​bloodwitch@​mastodon.social at least you don't get picked to be capable of producing goop, and it has already occurred

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(sort of, i still need to set up auto posting and replies and & i'm gonna be running him on a different machine)

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