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real yoda has four toes, you see, while the green deceiver has only three

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that's relatable as hell. if i allowed this my employer would have me thrown off a skyscraper

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my roommates are starting to wonder why i have friends who send me parcels from various climes and refer to me as the orb and ive got to say: i dont have any good answers to that question

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we all know of big bird and his excesses. but what of medium bird? exiled, for crimes against the state.

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but what of medium bird? exiled, for crimes committed by animals you've trained?

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i have just introduced them to the delightful web presence of the oregon zoo

the bachelorette and her bridesmaids have returned and i am hanging out with the two more hungover ones while the rest get pizza

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i do all my shopping at a brick and morty store

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a spy party-style star wars espionage game. there's an assassination threat at the intergalactic bowling championship. enter bb-8...

a management game where you're the claims adjuster for the jedi order

you're apprenticed to the best architect in the whole ewok village, and the queen of naboo needs a treehouse for her kids.

it's an easy assignment on paper, but as soon as you land, your boss catches a glimpse of c-3po and has a religious epiphany. can you keep him focused on the job?

a passing gonk droid recently converted you, a sarlacc, to veganism. can you keep that pesky boba fett out of your gullet?

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
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