when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

@dayglochainsaw idk what she expected

like I was gonna open the Fiend Folio and start binding a flumph to my will or something


@senatormeow what fundamentalists expect D&D to be like: the evil "dungeon master" must force the players to commit horrific acts in submission to his satanic will

What D&D is actually like:

DM: You can't... you can't fucking cross the river by seducing it. You just can't. I'm begging you not to do this.
Player: *rolls a nat 20* I SUCCESSFULLY SEDUCE THE RIVER

@dayglochainsaw The river nymph rises from the waters and carries you across the river on her back. She then tosses you a seashell mouthing "Call me"

@dayglochainsaw @senatormeow ok so this is lilke 2 weeks later but loadingreadyrun just released a crapshot about p much exactly this and i feel like you need to be aware of it youtu.be/K9qlQHsdoYo

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