Just gave myself a brain aneurysm imagining someone who unironically calls their penis their Pickle Rick
@democraticconfederatedtimeline imagine someone doing a Rick impression during sex
@democraticconfederatedtimeline IM GONNA, IM GONNA *belch* BUSTA NUT
@dayglochainsaw wrrriggity wrekt that pussy!!
@dayglochainsaw u made me do this, I’m not proud
@democraticconfederatedtimeline saying "wubba lubba dub dub" when you nut inside your long-suffering wife. Tonight she will begin planning your murder.
@dayglochainsaw this should have a CW for "The worst fucking thing you've ever heard in your life"
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