Seriousposting Show more
It feels like I'm either anxious or distracted all the time. Like I'm either paying attention to something fun and dumb that doesn't matter, or I'm anxious about some bullshit. I need to figure out how to actually exist, like actually be able to think about existing in the world, without worrying about a million dumb things
Never mind I'm not doing this anymore and it's @burgin's fault
Okay I just discovered this emoji maker so give me an emotion and I'll make an emoji that represents it once I wake up http://phlntn.com/emojibuilder/
truth Show more
the closer you get to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it
Like, at the end of the day, when y'all are done throwing molotovs and erecting statues of workers and all that, what's next? Y'all better be pleasant to be around because while I want to not have a world run by debt or exploitation, I also do not want to live in a world with only angry leftists who can't unclench for one gotdam minute.
me, onstage at tootcon 2020: [visibly unhinged] okay alright. you got it out of me. I keep posting about dabbing for the Internet points but I don't dab and I don't think dabbing is that funny. the faves and the boosts keep rolling in for my relatable content but the dirty truth is that I can't relate. are you happy now? are you glad you cracked me??
the very nice MC: ma'am we're trying to do a panel right now,
NEVER LOG OFF / Ace of Swords / shitpost King / piss bastard of hell earth / i do not give a Frick Bomb Every Jungle
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