you think you've had a horrible experience on this site? come talk to me when you've had literally 100+ people post the same message, which is this: "hey guys it's @citrustwee's birthday can i get some boosts"
@citrustwee you didnt boost me on my birthday fuck you
@girl literally since the start of the birthday bit the only birthdays i boosted were cujo's and eugen's
@citrustwee this is bullshit
@citrustwee im hotter and more funny than eugen
@citrustwee eugen could never
@citrustwee *takes a breath*
@citrustwee I think I said that in, like, August
can't believe people are still makin that same joke in the Year of our Lord 2019,,
@jacethechicken jace. you were fucking late with it as well. you were one of the people that did that bullshit
@citrustwee August was not late ??
August was, like, when you joined this website evelien
@jacethechicken ok. fuck. maybe you're right. did i really start the birthday bit that early. hold on let me check
@citrustwee it was either late August or early September, for sure
@jacethechicken ok the first one was august 29th
@jacethechicken but i REMEMBER YOU BEING AT LEAST LIKE THE 10TH PERSOn
@citrustwee that's still a lot better than the 629th, especially considering that most jokes get made several times independently in the Mastodon Hive Mind
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