*sits down across from you*
The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Ahaha you fool I have been drinking a little bit more windex every day for the last ten years, building an immunity. You cannot defeat me!
@citrustwee I'll take the one on the right. With the bubbles.
But if you let it go flat first, it should be a real challenge 😈
@webweaver they've both got bubbles
@lady_lumb Think you can only get it at 7-11 now, for some reason.
This life is full of injustice smh
@lady_lumb it was pretty bullshit, tbh.
It won the competition to become a permanent flavor, then they just... stopped selling it most places.
Guess "Permanent" doesn't mean much to Big Soda.
Eesh, that is bullshit. Guess it was about the hype of the competition purple dew
@webweaver stop saying dew
@citrustwee I'll spritz the windex down my throat to own the libs
@citrustwee iocane powder is odourless so the challenge won't quite work the same way here
@citrustwee this is hell
@citrustwee That's a tricksy picture as the Mtn Dew is clearly the one on the right. (It looks fizzy. I'm dead now aren't I. Unless I've been building up an immunity to Iocaine... I mean Windex.)
@citrustwee wanting to drink the blue dew comes from the same instincts as wanting to drink the sarcophagus juice
@citrustwee The glass in front of the soda is full of windex.
@citrustwee The answer is that they’re all Windex except the Windex bottle.
@citrustwee *willingly drinks Windex because Mountain Dew tastes worse*
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this:
"Never go in against an Australian when death is on the line"!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I drink the one on the left, knowing full well it's windex, just to end my miserable existence
this seems familliar 🤔
It's not very fun, but one of my teens pointed out that one glass has carbonation bubbles. So.
@citrustwee MTN dew is on the right cause of the bubbles
@realmaxkeeble you're just a liiiittle bit late to this post max
@citrustwee no I’m not
@realmaxkeeble hmmmmmm. ok!
@citrustwee this really is a hall of fame toot
@citrustwee Windex isn't carbonated so I'll take the right one
@nuttgodd you already fuckin said this
@citrustwee wanted to remind u
@nuttgodd thank you
@citrustwee windex isn't carbonated so I'll take the left one
@citrustwee i'm drinking both that way i'll always be right
@evan smart move
@citrustwee Trick question because since I have not become attuned to the poison that is Mountain Dew, both would equally spell my untimely end. Therefore, I'll drink both, and since I'm an English speaker and in English, a double negative is a positive, killing a dead person makes them alive again, so they cancel one another out.
@citrustwee *buys a carbonator for me windex*
@citrustwee i bet only one of them smells like sugar
Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!
Infrastructure and more details: /about/more