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*sits down across from you*
The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.

@citrustwee
Ahaha you fool I have been drinking a little bit more windex every day for the last ten years, building an immunity. You cannot defeat me!

@citrustwee I'll take the one on the right. With the bubbles.

But if you let it go flat first, it should be a real challenge 😈

@citrustwee @webweaver
Oh shit good eye though, the one on the right has carbonation. Plot foiled.

@lady_lumb it was pretty bullshit, tbh.

It won the competition to become a permanent flavor, then they just... stopped selling it most places.

Guess "Permanent" doesn't mean much to Big Soda.

@webweaver
Eesh, that is bullshit. Guess it was about the hype of the competition :rip: purple dew

@lady_lumb @webweaver
the best mountain dew was the sour version of pitch black they had like, one fall when i was a teenager

this is an eternal truth, and I will take it to my grave

baja blast is legit though too

@gasp @lady_lumb @webweaver Fun fact: in Baja, California, the flavor is simply known as "Blast"

@citrustwee I'll spritz the windex down my throat to own the libs

@citrustwee iocane powder is odourless so the challenge won't quite work the same way here

@citrustwee That's a tricksy picture as the Mtn Dew is clearly the one on the right. (It looks fizzy. I'm dead now aren't I. Unless I've been building up an immunity to Iocaine... I mean Windex.)

@citrustwee wanting to drink the blue dew comes from the same instincts as wanting to drink the sarcophagus juice

@citrustwee *willingly drinks Windex because Mountain Dew tastes worse*

Ha ha!

You fool!

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this:

"Never go in against an Australian when death is on the line"!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

@citrustwee

@citrustwee
I drink the one on the left, knowing full well it's windex, just to end my miserable existence

@citrustwee
It's not very fun, but one of my teens pointed out that one glass has carbonation bubbles. So.

@nuttgodd @citrustwee no it’s carbonated wonder, passed through a soda stream

The Mountain Dew was left open and is flat

@citrustwee @Excuse_haver you could carbonate milk but that doesn't mean Im gonna trust a glass of white shit with bubbles in it straight out of the jug

@nuttgodd @citrustwee who’s to say these were poured straight from the bottle? Could be a soda stream right around the corner. Maybe that Dew was left out for 2 days to get flat. It’s a battle of wits Nutt!

@citrustwee @Excuse_haver it's gonna be a regular ass battle if i see one more mansplanation of whatever silly shit is going on here

@Excuse_haver @nuttgodd @citrustwee you can flatten soda in no time by putting a wooden spoon in it and stirring or spinning it

The More You Know 🌠

@byttyrs @nuttgodd @citrustwee ok so all we need to trick Nutt into drinking the windex is a soda stream and a wooden spoon.

@byttyrs @citrustwee @Excuse_haver i simply wouldn't drink either because i dont enjoy the overwhelming sweetness of MTN dew anymore

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@citrustwee Trick question because since I have not become attuned to the poison that is Mountain Dew, both would equally spell my untimely end. Therefore, I'll drink both, and since I'm an English speaker and in English, a double negative is a positive, killing a dead person makes them alive again, so they cancel one another out.

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