*sits down across from you*
The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.

holy shit i havent had this big of a banger in a while

Ahaha you fool I have been drinking a little bit more windex every day for the last ten years, building an immunity. You cannot defeat me!

@citrustwee I'll take the one on the right. With the bubbles.

But if you let it go flat first, it should be a real challenge 😈

@citrustwee @webweaver
Oh shit good eye though, the one on the right has carbonation. Plot foiled.

@lady_lumb it was pretty bullshit, tbh.

It won the competition to become a permanent flavor, then they just... stopped selling it most places.

Guess "Permanent" doesn't mean much to Big Soda.

Eesh, that is bullshit. Guess it was about the hype of the competition :rip: purple dew

@lady_lumb @webweaver
the best mountain dew was the sour version of pitch black they had like, one fall when i was a teenager

this is an eternal truth, and I will take it to my grave

baja blast is legit though too

@gasp @lady_lumb @webweaver Fun fact: in Baja, California, the flavor is simply known as "Blast"

@citrustwee I'll spritz the windex down my throat to own the libs

@citrustwee iocane powder is odourless so the challenge won't quite work the same way here

@citrustwee That's a tricksy picture as the Mtn Dew is clearly the one on the right. (It looks fizzy. I'm dead now aren't I. Unless I've been building up an immunity to Iocaine... I mean Windex.)

@citrustwee wanting to drink the blue dew comes from the same instincts as wanting to drink the sarcophagus juice

@citrustwee The answer is that they’re all Windex except the Windex bottle.

@citrustwee *willingly drinks Windex because Mountain Dew tastes worse*

Ha ha!

You fool!

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this:

"Never go in against an Australian when death is on the line"!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


I drink the one on the left, knowing full well it's windex, just to end my miserable existence

It's not very fun, but one of my teens pointed out that one glass has carbonation bubbles. So.

@nuttgodd @citrustwee no it’s carbonated wonder, passed through a soda stream

The Mountain Dew was left open and is flat

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