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happy year of the pig everybody. hope its a good one!

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i have to log onto this game like it's my job tomorrow because they made drops decay at their janky UTC time

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JERRY: You left the Ḓ̷̩̎̃O̷̫̙̾̈O̴̻̺̫̓R̴̹̔̄͒ open?!

KRAMER: Uh, Jer, well ya know, I was cookin' and I, uh, I came in to get spatula...and I left the door open, 'cause I was gonna -

JERRY: L̷̯͖̒̔Ǫ̶̛̦̦͆͆C̶͔̤̥̐̑K̶̠̙̰̒ ̵̤͌O̷͉̽͑R̴͚͔̃͒ ̶̧̼̋̿D̸̮́͊O̷̍͠ͅO̶̙̰͗͝Ř̶̰̙̭͘̕ ̷̩̱̔͊̑C̵̠̣̈͗̚R̶̨̺͗͝Ǘ̴̹̜̳͆D̴̦̘̓E̸͈͍̳͆ ̵̜́̓ͅM̸͉̫̱̓A̷͔̥̅̈̿͜N̴̻̹̺̈́!?

*lights begin exploding*

KRAMER: [guilty nod] The door.

JERRY: T̷̗̞̯̺̩̫̈́̾̍̈͝H̵̰͎̼͍̙͈̯̼͍̓̎ͅͅȨ̴̖̠͖͈͓̣̺̠̬̮̓́̎̾ ̵̛͚̦͚̖̥̖̉̈̄̈́̿͋̌̌͘͠͠D̸̛̲̬̀̌̆́̈́͑Ǫ̷̦̲̟͓̠̥̟̯̮̻̊̐͂͌̏̒̿̍̎̈́͝ͅO̴̭̻̣̺̰̬͔̹̯̞͙̓̄̽̆̇̿Ǒ̶͉͇͍͒Ȍ̷̧̼͔̺͎̖̦̜͕̳̻̾̐̓͆̏̈O̵̡̧̡̖̞̯̼͓̻̜͐̐̂R̶̖̔̆͋̑̅͜͝͝ ̶̰̠̠̼͒͒͌͗Ò̵̦͎̭̌̐͊͝͠͝P̵̛̛̻͇̮͎͎̦̥̰̪̈́̐̂̆̑̀͆̄͠E̸̻̥̚Ņ̸̡̨̻̼̓N̷̢̡̧͎̙͈͈̪͓̖͗̈́̎̓̓̽̃͐̂͜N̸̡͙̲̟͙̜̩͆̂̑̄̒̋̉̄̍͘N̵͇̙̬̑̕!? *shrieking*

KRAMER: *sobbing*

*sobbing continues in dark - slap bass begins playing*

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neckbard, a bard who is just a disembodied head. also he watches children's cartoons

what fiends on this site. they see good stolen content and can't even fave it. insulting

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uh hyuck well gawrsh minnie I appreciate the offer but my dick don't work

is this place free of talking about t*xes ? i dont want any t*x talk on my page

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Mojo Jojo works a full time job, and yet he struggles to feed his family. no American should ever have to go hungry while the billionaire class is fabricating little girls in their basements

whats up future serial killers. and present serial killers. former serial killers. do not speak to me. fucking quitters

it's not a fashion statement, it's a fucking blowfish

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