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after much thought, i present to you all: the patricia elizabeth nickname prism (the plism for short)

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getting nominated for a hugo award by the sad puppies for the story that was supposed to spark bikepunk culture

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*squaring up to fight my reflection* time to take out the trish

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day late and a dollar short but

Hey, I'm Tricia, a 30-something trans woman living in New Orleans but originally from the PNW. I'm a college dropout in the service industry. Only out to a few close friends and the Internet, but I'm working on it. I was a lurker on Twitter. Scorpio sun, Virgo moon, Libra rising.

Secretly basic. I like crosswords and indie music (is that still a useful term? idk) and puns, sorry.

Are we mufos? Feel free to roast me. I can take it. (Mostly.)

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the toot above this is a lie.

the toot below this is a warning.

food, slime burger redux Show more

pizza guy just ma'am'd me. can i get a hoyahhh

The movie Ratatouille is named after the main character, Ratatouille

@burgin ❤️When I Pretend to Fall❤️

(I mean, really — ❤️❤️The Long Winters❤️❤️)

while jorts is rebooting i just want to take a moment out of character to say that @toilet is a real one and a good sport, you'd do well to follow them

please mail all your cum tributes of me in care of the bear cave soup co.

the masto guide to popularity:

1. don't put off breaking up when you know you want to. prolonging the situation only makes it worse. tell 'em honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly. don't make a big production. don't make up an elaborate story just to help you avoid a whole tear-jerking scene. if you wanna date other people, say so. be prepared for them to feel hurt and rejected, even if you've gone together for only a short time, and haven't been too serious, there's still a feeling of rejection

sometimes i still think about omar, the overnight clerk at the ramshackle old corner store by my old job in the bywater

one time, he told me, "there's not enough room on this planet for them to do all the things they want to do. so me, i'm gonna find someplace else."

the store shut down without warning late one october. outside, there was an old steel shelf lying on its side, with "close few week" written in blue painter's tape. that's been about three years ago and they're still not open yet.

before anybody asks, No I Will Not Fuck The Wound Tube

*sears repair voice* yep, that's gonna be your problem right there

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you know since they don't have a receptionist i just kinda assumed the therapists here rent their tiny offices in a model like a barber shop or a strip club but i just realized that doesn't make sense, it's probably some kind of partnership

like i was imagining being a bad therapist and like, getting kicked out for not making my booth fees

reminder that pretty much no matter WHERE you work, HR is there to protect The Company, NOT you. Never you. They will "protect" you if doing so is in the best interests of protecting The Company.

i haven't done liquid eyeliner in months and it's kinda gummy but you'd better believe i can still ace it
[selfy, no eye contact, boost me]

i feel like there are like 6 good lyricists and the rest are passable at best, who are your favourites

@adrenalineetc I know lots of people like Mac Demarco but I feel like I'm one of the few people who really understands his music and the beauty behind it. I've been through a lot and I think you have to have been through a lot of pain to truly feel what Mac is saying

sound off in the comments about who you would KO at MastoCon 2019

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