Long introduction Show more
So I've been hiding behind behind my Avi as Squidward since day 1 here, but I want to actually introduce myself: I'm Brandon, a mechanical engineer who is obsessed with communism, Carly Rae Jepsen, and a bunch of fiddly hobbies like solving Rubik's cubes. I live in Portland with my incredible wife, 2 cats, and a giant dog. I'm currently going through some gender identity issues but with y'all's help, I'm coming down on enby man 😊 I love you all and want to be more open now
lewd I guess, hipster ad on Instagram Show more
Why did I get this ad on Instagram??? I get that I'm a hipster, but why is there a lewd novelty tee shirt and hipster stuff? The sleeves on the tee are rolled up ffs
For the last couple years, my wife has been such a great source of help when brainstorming adventure plots and little details. It's so nice when I need a little polish or when I'm completely stuck.
She came up with the idea of having a town that works like Omelas from that book by Ursula LeGuinn, and seeing what the players do with the premise (they rescued the kid and doomed the town lol)
people who people with
know what's no idea what's
goin on going on
i was at a bar last night watching the Blazers game. one loud drunk dude was poppin' off about NBA players that believe in flat earth theory, and then some louder dude three tables away shouted "WELL, HAVE YOU SEEN THE EVIDENCE?!"
if you could travel back in time to describe this all to teenage-me, he'd never believe this shit. he would look at you like "that's unbelievable! are you telling me that i start caring about sports?"
son? is something wrong? oh... your post didn’t get any likes or boosts... let me tell you something. when i first made my mastodon account, people ignored my creativity for months. just scrolled right on by. but you know what? i worked through it. i posted better every day until finally, people couldn’t help but drop a fav or two on my profile, and then i just went from there... anyway, nothing to worry about. put the phone down for tonight and come along with me. mom’s got dinner waiting
pronouns she/her please
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