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Opening music to the next libertarian national convention is gonna be crazy train. Screencap this

Just saw wictor on the fediverse, god help us

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Just come across this genius comic: Jousselin's Imbattable, a comic hero who's power is to break panels!

If it works on machine screws it’ll work on ear cheese

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Deadliest Warrior S3E12: Bud Knight vs Sierra Nevada Janissary

Read that article about how mastodon is crumbing. Sorry for being the problem here I guess

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1 guy: totally insufficient for the amount of work required to make a burger
2 guys: fine until something inevitably happens and they draw a tape line down the middle of the kitchen because they are no longer talking to each other
3 guys: one guy will inevitably be "the third wheel"
4 guys: the number 4 is considered unlucky in Asian culture
5 guys: perfect
6 guys: will be too tempted to quit making burgers and go play 3v3 hoops

Got a new gun this Christmas and realized I haven’t taken a single photo of it. Does this mean I’m not a millennial?

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Phone hooked up to my throughout the home speaker system during my 5am jerk off session. Needless to say I was not amused until now.

Gotta shit real bad but the toilet seats too cold

All time is now Souljatime, I refuse to acknowledge watches

Is the trends tab a thing exclusively on Tootdon? Because it shows me toots of people who have blocked me which seems not good.

Shame that AVIs are 200x200, y’all need to see me in crystal clear VGA

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Chance the Rapper and Spoil the Child

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