please for the love of god open literally a single book

you know me, if there's one thing i love its packing up all my belongings onto a bindle on a stick and hopping on the next train outta town

lil dicky did the "how many of y'all like sex?" bit unironically in his environmentalism song

fuckin capitalism ruined the noble act of cigarette production

4/20/69 is genuinely an interesting date because I wonder how we'll all feel about all the irony in 50 years. Might elicit a good-natured chuckle I hope.

looks like chillen is back on the menu boys :)

weed is legal in canada so on 420 we smoke crack

@darth_tiktaalik @Ttle @Ross

"PIZZA" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM...

P - PLEASUREFUL
I - INTERESTING
Z - CANT THINK OF ONE
Z - CANT THINK OF ONE
A - "AGG"-CELLENT

wish there were more stupid people on the fediverse so i could stop picking on my friends

I got an internship offer from the bad slogan company and you know what, it’s actually a good slogan that definitely means something

guess it's gonna be a "jack off into loose leaf" kinda day πŸ˜’

kicked out of the life drawing class for taking photos πŸ™ˆ πŸ™ˆ πŸ™ˆ

watching super mario 64 romhacks and listening to switchfoot

My little brother barged in my room to show me that he changed his name on Siri on his iPhone to "[my name] sucks big dick and watches gay porn" right when it sounded like Zizek was about to btfo idpol, can someone tell me what he said about white left-liberals?

egirl: ooh! give your dog some pets from me!! :)

me [resting my feet on the dog's back]: i did! he says thank you!!!!

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
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