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so guess im putting this on here, i just moved 3 days ago and heard some very bad news about the place im renting from, i'm in a seriously bad situation that im honestly too freaked out to repeat again so heres it explained on a gofundme i feel incredibly weird and bad about making but it is what it is.
gofundme.com/t3xbj-help-me-not
boost if you can i'm really at my wits end.

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COLONEL CAMPBELL: Your mission is simple Snake, you must rescue Peter Daou from a base hidden deep within The Clinton Foundation
SNAKE: Hrgh, Peter Daou.. Who's he, some politican?
OTACON: Not exactly Snake! he's more of what you'd call a "poster" he's seemed to gain the ire of clinton staffers for his recent defection and public statements
SNAKE: Hnngh.. A Poster

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Tasnyx Brand Guide:
A Little Scamp
Loves to have fun and Chill
Friendly but Reserved
Contracted the Zika Virus in 2005
Holds contentious opinions about the Nicktoon Series Hey Arnold
Confrontationally Celibate

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Burning my finger prints off, setting my home ablaze and making all my social media pfps to marmaduke doing goatse

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Sorry we haven't talked in months i'm too busy
Becoming adult illiterate
Trying to be an honorary sungazer even though they kicked me off the forums for talking about 9/11 too many times
Praying for God to finally grant me the natural death I have earned
Getting really into wooden bowls and great depression era clocks

biting into a kit kat the wrong way for my high concept early to mid 90's era WCW heel character i call: Hell-Man

got blisters walking to the store and getting frozen burritos, living an objectively bad life.

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my favorite tech start up guy is the one who has an instagram bio thats like "Brenton, 28, "dream the impossible and make it yours" and his secret to success is that his grandfather invented credit cards

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sopranos is probably the best prestige show of all time but the season 1 episode of breaking bad where walt's mulling over killing some guy that grew up in his neighborhood and on a pros and cons list hes writing out he puts a con to killing him "judeo-christian values" and it's so fucking funny to me still

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john maus sings with the intonation of a man in the middle of a horror movie exorcism

@garfiald is always here to boost a foucault post

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When I realize I have to pay rent and have a job to live

now that i am nominally less stressed i will return as the shithead poster i always have been

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Wedding Crashers was a huge movie for guys who know incriminating evidence about guys they used to go to college with and choose to talk about it while half conscious during a wedding speech.

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for the record i'm pretty positive on true detective s2 because i think colin farrell is so bizarre in that show in an interesting way but god its so funny to me the idea of someone trying to pitch vince vaughn as the tough guy mob villain when he talks like a instagram motivational entrepreneur

it would be a way funnier world, like vince vaughn is playing a major mcu antagonist or something but is still just vince vaughn

theres an alternate loop in the universe where people fucking loved vince vaughn in true detective s2 and he's like the american mads mikkelsen so now hes in every movie.

in retrospect as posts continue to circiulate about it on the internet days later, the projared chronicles are truly the romance of the three kingdoms but for youtube gaming drama

Funniest thing about a dude in faze sueing faze over a strict contract is imagining the type of contract you have to sign to stream fortnite and get as close as possible to saying slurs without saying them

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