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What's up me and the boys are heading to Narcoleptic Jeremy's crib and getting do not resuscitate tattoos across our hogs

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making a very non-commital statement that i would be down to run a one shot for some people if anyone had interest, it would be like a pbta system or something idk what though.

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the baseball boys will continue to play for your pleasure, they will hit the round circular ball and they will run the bases endlessly. they are forever acting in your favor, they live for the ball of bases, they die for the bats.

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when i dont have posters brain anymore my boys are gonna bring me out back and send me home to god.

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"and that's the hardest part, today everything is different, there's no interaction. I have to post like everyone else. Can't even get a decent ratio, right after i got on knzk i tweeted about big boss's taint and i didn't get a single boost. I'm an average nobody, i get to post for the rest of my life like a schnook."

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a lot of people thought that my posts started to deappricate in value when i let my 45 year old cousin chris control my account for a month, it's been said he has a tenuous grip on language and communciation, a deep fear of social interaction and a singular interest in Scandinavian family-based dramedies but i think history will show his greatness.

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Liev Schreiber Set To Play Ugthock (Dogshed Man)

Say what you will about capitalism but it is pretty hilarious that if you get rich enough you can just buy buffer people's blood and it's just cool

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Shitting and farting up my father's pristine garage
Verrit code: 02496

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this is 85% of mastodon content that reaches my dash

sorry for all the ruckus upstairs i fell down the stairs landing on my hog 15 consecutive times in a row, it was a very humorous occasion but i do need to go to the hospital immediately

sora: wait i'm back in traverse town this place doesn't exist anymore
chain of memories dude: please just fucking play the game my man don't you get it we're just doing the game again.

chain of memories dude: you will find things that you have missed, learn of things anew
sora: wait so do you mean i get to see riku again, i get to find out what happened to him?
chain of memories dude: fuck dude i have no clue just play the game again this is all i got

listen sometimes you have to get to work 40 minutes early just so you can take an awful half an hour long dump and have 10 minutes left to think about the toll it took on your soul.

having ibs is so intrinsic to my being that sometimes i forget that some people don't have to adjust their schedules around taking a monster dump

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when i dont have posters brain anymore my boys are gonna bring me out back and send me home to god.

me, suffering from sleep deprivation, being sick from strep and being in the process of having a mental breakdown seeing the end of kingdom hearts after replaying it for 30+ hours: this was and will continue to be the peak of narrative in media.

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A lot of people wonder what MLK would say were he still alive today. I think he’d say, “wow, I can’t believe the FBI has tried and failed to murder me 4300 separate times.”

Streaming conkers bad fur day to collect donations so I can fly a commercial plane into the Pentagon

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Eugen and I have an interesting dynamic. I playfully trash talk him from time to time, and he has me muted

I get getting buff in prison because I aspire to one day be the simultaneously strongest and saddest person alive

Hmm I would like to go into the hyperbolic time chamber so I could have some more time to reflect on my failures and inability to do things well without the ever continuing March of time at my heels

super blood wolf moon is about turning into a wolfman and slurping up all the bottles of dimetapp dm that you can find

if you look at this eclipse for too long you become the teen wolf 2 from teen wolf 2.

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
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