The Daibutsu reminds you that there are many meditation channels for the lazy novitiate. He does not recommend any of them because the best way to mindfulness is to meditate on the inherent no self within any human body, but if that feels too dificult ...
@dirt Update the lyrics to Diet Vape. Bound to go viral.
@citrustwee Except me, I'm the mouth of the Daibutsu.
@sweetmercury Man, what an ass. Go big or go bigger i you're breaking a fucking rule against tipping.
@nuttgodd I want that phone.
@citrustwee What's wrong with me? How long do you have?
@pikachu @sweetmercury True custome story. Drunk guy in cowboy hat walks into a pizza place. Demands pizza with lots of hot red pepper cuz he's from Tex-ass. Old Italian owner dumps entire bottle of red pepper on his order. He takes one bite, gags and runs out of place. Staff applaud wildly. The end.
@evan Next verse:
Someone's right behind you
"Vibrant red and maroon hues extend from the core of the glass. Sweet vanilla and chocolate aromas are supported by fresh and juicy red berry fruits. Full of flavor, luscious and rich fruit is balanced by layers of vanilla oak. Finishing round and soft with an appeal. ..."
Followed by a lot of filler about some Australian bastid named John Boyle O'Reilly, blah, blah blah
@spookcentral My god! A Lucas in the wild!
@vegetablegremlin I can't stop seeing an image of Stein in a white dinner jacket going up to a woman and saying, It's Stein, Ben Stein, as she ignores him to talk to the furry on her other side at the bar.
The short list: Autoimmune disorder TRAPS, Bi, Gender Fluid, Two kids, Disabled, Leftist, Dad, Over 60 but behaves like 5 year old at times, #DaibutsuLives
Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!