some people are into painting tiny model aeroplanes, i respect that. some people are into putting the model aeroplanes up their butts, i also respect that. some people, however, are gamers, and i do not respect that.

My favorite meme subgenre that nobody else appreciates is Tarot memes.

DPRK stands for Donkey “Pretty Ricky” Kong

When a dog bites you, they're not being mean, they're just trying to get at the yummy bones inside you

Why is health insurance so important if all doctors do is tell me to stop eating so many nerf darts?

I posted an old picture of me dunking on Facebook which lead to a long discussion with my Highschool friends about basketball, which lead to my discovery that a classmate of mine had hung himself in prison years ago.

Beware of nostalgia my friends.

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Welcome to the bunghole
We got Kevin James.
We got everything you want
As long as it's Kevin James.
We've got 'Paul Blart the Mall Cop,'
'Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2,'
We have the first 'Grown Ups,'
As well as 'Grown Ups 2!'
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Welcome to the bunghole!
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I can only get so far into my company's 401k meeting before I start taking "notes".

this post just about fucking killed me. I've been losing my mind at this for the past 20 minutes.

Halfway through singing "Happy Birthday" we began to notice the echos, much too loud and clear for a room that size. We looked at eachother, unsure if we should stop.
At the end, we realised none of us knew the name of who we were singing to. Or how we got to this McDonald's Playland.

Some years ago my old dog had surgery on his foot and I had to fashion a shoe to keep his bandages dry.

Tired: Gender reveal parties
Wired: Gender repeal parties

Washington state supreme court declared life without parole sentences unconstitutional. (that's good)
The case that lead to the ruling was that of my childhood classmate who murdered his family in cold blood. (that's bad)

My wife gave my waffle iron to Goodwill (which is a crime).
But balance has been restored as I have purchased a mini waffle iron that I actually like more.

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Ima get my dick sucked clean off my body this weekend Hell no im not registered to vote

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Knzk.me

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This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
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