When I was a kid there was some dude who thought he was goddamn Halloween Chuck Klosterman or some shit and he'd ask trick-or-treaters riddles or hypothetical questions and if he liked the answers, he'd give us more candy, like it was a job interview. Fuck that guy.

4Chan Nazis: the left can't meme we're winning the meme war lol top kek reeee NPCs

Actual Leftists: Gritty is a genderfluid communist Antifa member, that's accepted now, fuck your frog, it took all of four hours to make this happen.

If Mark Ruffalo were a poker player, he'd be Mark Bluffalo.

If Mark Ruffalo were a member of the '85 Chicago Bears, he'd be Mark Super-Bowl-Shuffalo.

If Mark Ruffalo had a yard sale, you could buy Mark's Stuffalo.

If Mark Ruffalo's scalp was peeling, he'd be Mark Dandruffalo.

If Mark Ruffalo was a dog, he'd be Bark Rrruffallo.

Y'all have some weird hangups about wanting your admins to be your unproblematic web crush daddys to the point where you forget that they're awkward-ass human beings who don't know you and will disappoint you.

Go the fuck outside and cut people some slack, jesus.

Time to log into mastodon and see why everyone's angry at the admin of today's popular instance.

If Mark Ruffalo had a yard sale, you could buy Mark's Stuffalo.

If Mark Ruffalo's scalp was peeling, he'd be Mark Dandruffalo.

If Mark Ruffalo were a fairy-type pokemon, he'd be Mark Jigglypuffalo.

If Mark Ruffalo was a dog, he'd be Bark Rrruffallo.

So the good news about this whole migration thing is I get to start fresh on Mark Ruffalo jokes for a whole new instance.

toot:

I can only speak the truth, my twin brother only speaks lies, only after you solve our riddles may you enter the labyrinthian tomb which holds the gauntlet of Amun-Ra.

tfw u feel like having a ham sand-wich! to-day

Well, I did the other migration because apparently all you do on Mastodon is jump from instance to instance or some shit.

Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Infrastructure and more details: /about/more

Status: status.knzk.me