Is knzk working again? I’m getting notifications. I desperately want to come back.

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@pbandkate please get the friends on the other side to boost this badge to show support

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appreciate y'alls patience as I go fuckin willy wonka on the TL

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@citrustwee I'd love to reply to this but CITRUSTWEE BLOCKED AND REPORTED ME FOR SAYING EVERY SLUR BACK TO BACK

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Jesus is cool and all, but you kids know who else returned after 3 days? @gazelle

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Lord give me the confidence of a white singer covering Strange Fruit

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Someone discussing a hockey injury on television just said, "you never know with groins," and it's true, you never know with groins

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I go to sleep so sad knowing I will never be able to drive a plane into all the buildings that need driving into

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Excited for @Knzk to ace their exams & troubleshoot the instance so we can once again run wild and free across the Fediverse

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My job on knzk island would be gathering food and building shit. Maybe also herbalist

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Imagine getting head from that little freak Kirby and he turns into a penis while he's suckin

The good thing about knzk being broken is that I can come check up on every single post that happened overnight with a 2 minute scroll through the local tab.

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non ableist/racist insults you can use at any time on the web:

- snowflake
- beta
- globalist
- cuck
- soyboy

Add yr favs

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my dick is watery and mostly shapeless like soft serve ice cream

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*joker voice* You wanna know the fault in these stars?

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RGGTOW: Reply Guys Going Their Own Way

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being a mother is the most important job in the world. the second most important job is driving those tiny novelty trains around seaside resorts. the third most important job is a 'blow job', haha, thanks very much, im here all week.

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My child has a large collection of jpegs. Should I be worried?

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Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Infrastructure and more details: /about/more

Status: status.knzk.me