When I go to McDonald’s at 11 but they’re only taking cash so instead I come home and eat a string cheese. That’s called the dialectical development of history.

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@muppetbutler @healyn that's my secret, brooko,,, I'm always thinking of MILFs

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getting into a fight at a fuck cabin and your head bounces off the cum-absorbed hardwood floors with a rainboot step sound

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To me, that’s preposterous. Stephen Sondheim, things of that nature.

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if you're ever in a heated argument and the other person curses, just say "you wipe your ass with that mouth?" and they'll get so confused that they'll forget why they're angry

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gonna re-brand as a lasagna-loving cat who knows a bunch of shit about Foucault or whatever. hope nobody's done that yet!

Going to the shitty automall that all of the big brands abandoned and buying myself a Tesler Elonctric car

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capitalist medical service replacement robots examining the data associated with broken sternums and cpr, so they break the sternum of every patient who’s unconscious and leave them there on the ground, strolling away with their softly droning wheels

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I keep forgetting there are dozens of shadowy discords set up by posters that coordinate to make sure my posts don't go viral.

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homer simpson is the worlds biggest fuck up and yet marge fawns over him. from this we may conclude that the pipe is extremely good. in this essay i will

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Sonic is an elite athlete. He has speed, yes, but also endurance. He fucks like a jackhammer and goes for hours. No living thing could handle that, so he literally HAS to fuck a Dodge Challenger and that is why I have drawn this, sir.

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Remember, if you boost someone, you don’t only endorse them but also everyone they’ve ever boosted.

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no gender and a full gallon drum of mountain dew code red

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AIR BUD'S DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Your honor, there's no rule in the Geneva Conventions saying a dog can't commit war crimes

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I have 800 followers yet I dont get 800 favs on my selfies.

Mastodon is crumbling- and it's due to fake friends.

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people cumming in that cube is how minecraft steves are made

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The only thing standing between gaming and gaping is N-O.

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