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I like the bit where you can fart in public

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Lol some amateur is trying to explain price theory to me like I’m 5.

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*My Chemical Romance song slowly increasing in intensity the closer a blacked out tinted Bentley Continental GT approaches you*

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We’re getting down to the end here and I’m reflecting on what a meaningful experience I’ve had on knzk.me. It has been the first thing I look at in the morning and the last thing I look at before I sleep. It’s only been 9 months or whatever, but I can’t imagine it not being around. Anyway,

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:hacker_g: :hacker_a: :hacker_n: :hacker_g:

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getting into a fight at a fuck cabin and your head bounces off the cum-absorbed hardwood floors with a rainboot step sound

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make a wish voice: i want josh brolin to step on me
doctor: sir you’re 18, no one cares if you die

Oh no. I just realized that Obama’s toots are going to get sucked clean off this server. Are there hard copies in the library of Congress?

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MOHAMED ATTA: This is the true story…
HANI HANJOUR: of 19 strangers…
ZIAD JARRAH: picked to live in America…
MARWAN AL-SHEHHI: and train together…
HAMZA AL-GHAMDI: to find out what happens
MAJED MOQED: when people stop being polite
GEORGE W BUSH: and start getting real
TOGETHER: The Real World!

I misread tinyurl.com as tunaIRL.com and that idea is very funny to me

*talking head in a VH1 docuseries about Jesus* In the Middle Ages, nobody was biggah than this guy!

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answering "well, yes and no" to every question on a first date

Happy to announce that I have completed my book “Illegal Entities: Corporations and the Queering of Personhood” just in time for pride.

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In 2001 everyone was always carrying around the removable face plate from their car’s stereo receiver, much like people do with their “cellular phone” today.

lol does this prison camp have free WineFi? - your aunt, after the revolution

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!
Status: status.knzk.me