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me: Mom I joined a gang.
my mom: What? Why??
me: you can't change my mind. they're my family now.
mom: Please, just come home. We love you!
me: its too late for begging, Mother. don't even bother looking for me. Im where lost souls go to never be found. im where the sun always rises but never sets. I joined the most dangerous, beautiful gang there is.
mom, in tears: What gang?
me: :anidab_right: :hacker_k: :hacker_n: :hacker_k: :hacker_z: :hacker_g: :hacker_a: :hacker_n: :hacker_g: :anidab_left:

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@ all current and potential followers i shitpost and fight the white cishet patriarchy during the day and post unnecessarily personal emotional grievances at night this is non negotiable

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instance switch explanation Show more

begging for cash Show more

Pics aren't working on knkz right now, so now's as good a time as any to guide you over to my alt: @rigatonimonster

Pics aren't working on knkz right now, so now's as good a time as any to guide you over to my alt: @rigatonimonster

support incarcerated indigenous freedom fighters! Show more

I'd like people to describe my aesthetic as, "she looks like a spice girl. Honestly, it's 2018. Why is she trying to look like a spice girl"

well anyway goodnight masto friends and remember to not sleep with people who try and convince you to have unprotected sex because they ""just don't think it ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ด as good"" with condoms

US gun violence Show more

bedside table contents (lewd mention) Show more

jk rowling i will pay you to shut the fuck up forever. please. just retire to a fucking cottage in a pretty corner of the english countryside and stop using the internet

jowling k rowling you owe me emotional royalties for this complete bullshit you janky ass centrist bitch

kids today with lil this and lil that. in my day musicians had proper names like "Butthole Surfers"

im in a buffalo wild wings and I'm about to raze this place to the ground with an unironic "yay sportsball"

Purity test Show more

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