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intergalactic customs agent: *reading my interstellar passport* "Ah, humans. A horny, and warlike race."

Me: [wearing nothing but lingerie and ray-guns under my trench coat] *laughs nervously*

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asking for help 

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Could god make a sandwich that was too big for even him to eat

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I am so ready for this game to fuck me up, you play as a ferrymaster who help the spirits of the dead in their journey to the other side, it looks so cute and like it is going to absolutely destroy me youtube.com/watch?v=X_zC84nMWS

Heh, playing Vermintide and the host goes down ONCE at the end of the scenario and immediately quits

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Amazingly, the library of congress hung up on me when I called about them housing jer’s toots after knzk shuts down

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Toxic masculinity, long 

If you leave fresh parsley in the fridge for a couple weeks it pretty much dries itself

Spilling the ramen flavor packet on the burner crew

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furry art, sfw, nonbinary furry, Springthing 

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hello fediverse!

i'd like to make a #boston fediverse meetup happen for local fedifolks.

please boost for visibility, and reply or dm to let me know if you'd be interested in attending such a thing :blobbounce:

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fedi dyke space close yr registrations plzzzz ive seen the sp*mmer have multiple accounts on there

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!
Status: status.knzk.me