To the tune of "Jolene":

Ive never used you in a game
Because your moveset's super lame
and I can not compete with you

Those flaming fins of auburn fire
Don't make me want to train you higher
Now take your tiny horn and shoo

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen GOLDEEN

Please take off and go back to the seaaa

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen GOLDEEN

A Magikarp would have more use to meeee

@NeoAJ I boosted this because it's clearly very good even though I have no idea what it actually means

@Pixley Its mostly a giant Pokemon reference, but thanks Karen!

@Taweret It had to be done. Goldeen has been skating by for too long!

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