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To the tune of "Jolene":

Ive never used you in a game
Because your moveset's super lame
and I can not compete with you
Goldeen

Those flaming fins of auburn fire
Don't make me want to train you higher
Now take your tiny horn and shoo
Goldeen

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen GOLDEEN

Please take off and go back to the seaaa

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen GOLDEEN

A Magikarp would have more use to meeee

@NeoAJ please lordt let the internet recognize this as the masterpiece it is

@satsuki I just failed to get it over screenshot size, so I am sure somebody on a different social media site will cap it and share. And then the high road will be mine!

@satsuki That is a substantial upgrade to my current legacy!

@NeoAJ hey at least you have a legacy currently! i got nothing but a big backlog of video games i can't even finish, that's my Legacy

@satsuki Well, I believe thay you will be able to finish at least one before the end of the month! And then your legacy can be "I conquered this game!" And that will be right up there with "Jolene Goldeen Girl"!

@NeoAJ admit it, "joleen goldeen girl" sounds sooooo much better 🤔

@NeoAJ I boosted this because it's clearly very good even though I have no idea what it actually means

@Pixley Its mostly a giant Pokemon reference, but thanks Karen!

@Taweret It had to be done. Goldeen has been skating by for too long!

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