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Take me down to the Parody City where the words are changed to a familiar ditty

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To the tune of "Jolene":

Ive never used you in a game
Because your moveset's super lame
and I can not compete with you
Goldeen

Those flaming fins of auburn fire
Don't make me want to train you higher
Now take your tiny horn and shoo
Goldeen

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen GOLDEEN

Please take off and go back to the seaaa

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen GOLDEEN

A Magikarp would have more use to meeee

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Hello there
The hedgehog from my nightmare
The Shadow in the jpeg on the net
The unsuspected thiccness

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selfie? kinda? Art, yes. Show more

All right. It's 85 minutes past when I said I was going to sleep. I shitposted enough I am going to try and do that. Night fedi! Keep being wonderful!

Becoming a fan of the Atlanta Dream because their gear is the mostly heavily marked down in the WNBA store.

I am wary of using the hand sanitizer that kills 99.9% of germs because I know the 0.1% that survives will swear a vendetta and that will be what kills me in the end.

When you say good night to people expecting to go to bed at a somewhat decent hour, and then you are here an hour later because the night crew calls.

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content Show more

Thought about revealing my true name online. But y'all would have such a difficult time spelling it that the internet would collapse. And then how am I gonna get shoes?

Hello Dragons. Im asking $2 million dollars for 5% of my company. It's an online games downloading service that can guarantee a safe, harassment free experience. We do that by banning all the customers. Its 100% effective.

boston has three restaurants:
-sterile salad bar with white angular furniture
-mikey’s sports tavern: home of the new england patriots (and my wife!!)
-chipotle

its my birthday. give women of colour your money.

don't know a WoC whose fundraiser you want to donate to, or which organisation to support? then consider donating to Southall Black Sisters, a non-profit which supports WoC in East London in cases of domestic abuse, racism, and religious fundamentalism

southallblacksisters.org.uk/su

trans life (+) Show more

nba Show more

As Jason made the long walk to the end of the driveway where the garbage cans laid, it was tough to find something that was good about the morning. He had to go to work at the car dealership later that day. Game of Thrones was disappointing. What could lift his spirits?

He checked the mailbox while he was there. His spirits perked up. An Amazon box was inside. Surely this would be the St. Patrick's Day shotglasses he ordered for the big day. Things were on the upswing.

laurie pic discussion Show more

Like last night I wrote a lesbian love scene for free with someone where one girl who had her broken by a man tells the other girl (my girl) who just got her first kiss ever from this girl yesterday that she's not ready for a relationship, and my girl stammers and stumbled but says that's cool and then they kiss again in the school library and how am I not Nicholas Sparksing that shit.

Alabama Abortion Bill Show more

Starting to realize just how easy it is to be a YA Fiction author and wondering why the hell I haven't been mining that claim yet.

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