If you cancel us do we not bleed?! If you bit us, do we not laugh?

cw: my actual penis. if you click this, you will be looking at a penis. this is not a joke

me, opening every cw I see without thinking "man, what the hell, I didn't want to look at a penis"

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i want to go as a sexy conceptual furby for halloween

top 5 moment in american history is when iggy azalea freestyled on sway in the morning and john in tennessee called in to say “that shit was trash, dawg. get the fuck off the airwaves”

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Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!

Status: status.knzk.me