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im gonna find the hidden valley and im gonna burn every last one of their ranch farms to the ground. im not putting up with that shit anymore. this ends now

@Katie please fuck the green giant up for me while you're there pwease

@gayalien @Katie I used to have nightmares as a kid about the Jolly Green Giant kidnapping me and putting me in the back of his car while my parents were frantically trying to get me back.

Please go hit the Jolly Green Giant right in the brussel sprouts for me 😛🥦🏃‍♀️

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common misconception: they don't farm ranch, they actually pump it out of the ground like oil

@spookcentral @Katie controversial documentary showing locals dipping french fries in their tap water because of high levels of ranch runoff

@Katie the hidden valley aint gonna be hidden for much longer

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