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The first brick thrown at Stonewall hit the Kool Aid Man and shattered him

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You type "Pillsbury Twinkboy" one time and suddenly that's all your predictive text keyboard ever suggests for you

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my mom posted this on facebook and i think some of yall can for sure relate

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The Wikipedia page for the village people is a trip

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@Katie why the fuck does this not have more boosts

Went for a walk and found some dude's x-rays on the sidewalk!!!! He's got fuckin MAD scoliosis!!! Wishing him the best!!!

Who would play me in a movie about my life? Judi Dench. The movie would be set in the future when I'm really old and I'd watch it and learn about what's going to happen

-throws toothpaste tube into fire- there's only room for one sparkling white in this house

the 6th stage of grieving the loss of a loved one is fearing that they've come back and are haunting you now

being best friends with baba yaga is difficult but rewarding

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If we lived in a just world, Katie would have her own sitcom

morrissey's wrong about most things. not the vegan thing but most things

WAS ABOUT TO START A MOVEMENT TO FREE JOHN HINCKLEY JR BUT IT TURNS OUT HE'S ALREADY OUT SO GOOD WORK TEAM

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no I don't have a spiritual connection to chickpeas, don't be ridiculous. chickpeas don't have spirits. my connection to them is telepathic

AIR BUD'S DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Your honor, there's no rule in the Geneva Conventions saying a dog can't commit war crimes

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I got stuck in Haunted Mansion earlier and I had to listen to this ghost lady say the same thing about being sure to bring my death certificate over and over again and I never want to step foot in that evil mansion again

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Knzk.me

Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!


Infrastructure and more details: /about/more

Status: status.knzk.me