I told my brother about the big dragon dildos and he already knew about them

@jizzwitch Also, your lips look amazing. Ok I’m done now. 🥰

At the holiday party last month, I told a pretty important person from another company that his product was no good and that he should hire smarter developers. I have regrets.

I bought a sub par iMac in 2012 and it’s still ruining my life.

Me: i love Mastodon. Decentralized social media all the way. i hope everyone quits Twitter and signs up

Me: *thinks about my co-workers seeing my profile*

Me: some people can stay on Twitter. That's fine

I tried out Wasabi and when I didn’t sign up after my trial ended, they deleted my account. Rude.

The knzk dark hole saga is so strange. I cannot imagine what kind of unity the crew developed during their time locked outside of the universe.

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The family want to New Hampshire to see the ice castles. This is the new rainbow slide they built.

Jehovah’s Witnesses came to my door and I would have invited them in and told them about KNZK if the house was cleaner.

@gargron @Slipperywerm I have yet to see Eugen and Self Agency together in the same room...

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Knzk.me is Fast and Stable instance.
This instance isn't focused on any theme or subject, feel free to talk about whatever you want. Although the main languages are English and Japanese, We accept every single language and country.
Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!

Infrastructure and more details: /about/more

Status: status.knzk.me